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False breasts betray exam cheats
BBC News On Line ^
| July 5, 2005
Posted on 07/05/2005 3:42:46 PM PDT by aculeus
A Russian youth wearing a drag outfit which gave him improbably large breasts has been caught trying to sit an entrance exam for a female friend.
Moscow University security guards first thought the applicant had an oversized bust because "she" was trying to take crib sheets into the exam.
A search unmasked the false bosom, the university told the BBC News website.
The man was barred from the exam and the woman he attempted to cover for was struck off the entrants' list.
She had been seeking a place in the university's prestigious psychology faculty.
Yasen Zasursky, a head of department in the university's journalism faculty where the exams were being held, said the man's "especially protruding female features" gave him away.
"Someone was trying to sit the maths exam dressed as a lady," he told the BBC.
"The guard was suspicious that they were taking some materials into the exam. He opened the jacket and saw it was a young gentleman."
The youth was also apparently wearing heavy make-up.
Correspondents say cheating is a major problem in Russia's universities and colleges, where bribery is commonplace.
But Mr Zasursky seemed to suggest that the ruse was an appropriate one for the subject involved.
"They try to see ways of using their knowledge of psychology," he quipped.
TOPICS: Extended News
posted on 07/05/2005 3:42:47 PM PDT
posted on 07/05/2005 3:47:26 PM PDT
To: martin_fierro; aculeus
Bookmark for reading the posts later.
posted on 07/05/2005 3:47:50 PM PDT
(Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
I've heard of guys doing girls' term papers for them so they can get in their... um... good graces, but this dude took it WAY too far.
posted on 07/05/2005 3:49:56 PM PDT
I hope he's punished. You know, tit for tat.
posted on 07/05/2005 3:50:25 PM PDT
(Colfax, CA; "A Small Drinking Town With A Rail Road Problem.")
Who needs more than a perfect handful?
posted on 07/05/2005 3:50:50 PM PDT
(BRABANTIO: Thou art a villain! ---- IAGO: You are--a senator.)
"What's keeping them?? What's KEEPING them..Charlene..?? A six foot black woman dressed like Hazel taking a citizenship test as Consuela Valverde and you're asking me what's KEEPING THEM???..."
Julia Sugarbaker. Designing Women.
I don't know what gave it away.
Where's the pix??
Here ya go...
posted on 07/05/2005 4:43:43 PM PDT
(...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
Where's the pix??
posted on 07/05/2005 4:46:01 PM PDT
(Ceci n'est pas une tag line.)
I wonder what the exam proctor's first clue was that "she" wasn't a "she"? Was "she", "he" or "it", a blonde? Isn't this a prime example of very un PC stereotyping, i.e., that large breasted woman are not as smart as other women?. Sounds like this person needs some old style Soviet re-education.
To: martin_fierro; aculeus; Charles Henrickson
"One mahst have good mammary to take tahff exam..."
posted on 07/05/2005 4:52:58 PM PDT
posted on 07/05/2005 5:07:51 PM PDT
(Kosova: "land stolen from Serbs and given to terrorist killers in a futile attempt to appease them.")
Bump for the silly replies.....I had to get that off my chest...
posted on 07/05/2005 5:10:51 PM PDT
by Loud Mime
(We want educated people voting, not indoctrinated)
"...and you wanted to be my latex salesman..."
posted on 07/05/2005 5:14:37 PM PDT
(Right Wing Infidel since 1954)
To: aculeus; dighton; general_re; hellinahandcart; Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day; Larry Lucido
This was over at Yahoo's "Most Emailed Photos" so it had to be the one...
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