Re your #427:
"Just find an island that is hostile to human life. Air drop them in with parachutes in their birthday suits, and let them commune with each other and their hostile Allah."
Parachutes?
Jihaddis don't need no steenking parachutes!
Run them out the back of a C-130 from around 30 ft. off of the surface, about a hundred meters off of the shoreline, and let the best Imam beat the sharks in to dry land!
Plant lots of mines all around the place, and sink anything that comes within 3 miles without US Navy authorization.
That goes double for ACLU or Amnesty International!
I'm liking this idea better all the time - thanks!
I like your plan Uncle Jaque!
"Jihaddis don't need no steenking parachutes!
Run them out the back of a C-130 from around 30 ft. off of the surface, about a hundred meters off of the shoreline, and let the best Imam beat the sharks in to dry land!
"Plant lots of mines all around the place, and sink anything that comes within 3 miles without US Navy authorization."
"That goes double for ACLU or Amnesty International! "
Make it a free fire zone. Any USN ship which sinks 5 intruding ships gets a Golden E on their gun mounts and an extra 30 days leave for each crew member.
"I'm liking this idea better all the time - thanks!"