Women's Hands Cleaner Than Men, Study Says

AP/Yahoo ^ | 9/21/05 | LAURAN NEERGAARD

[camle]

your tax dollars hard at work making the world safe for humanity.

[lilylangtree]

I believe it. I also believe that women have cleaner ears than men too.

[dead]

I know every place my d#*cks been in recently years, and it's cleaner than the faucets in a men's room at a Atlanta Braves game.

[Izzy Dunne]

Researchers lingered in public restrooms, putting on makeup

I'm not going to hang around and wash up with one of THOSE in there...

[JimDingle]

But womens bathrooms are dirty then mens bathrooms because of womenly things.

Also I think it would be obvious that men wash their hands less then women do.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

A Yankee Boy noticed a Sothron Boy leave a urinal, and head for the door. The Yankee remarked, "up Nawth, our mothers teach us to wash our hands after we urinate".
The Sothron Boy replied,
"Fine, but our mothers teach us not to pee on our hands"!

[Normal4me]

I take mine everywhere I go. I also don't pee on my hands when I go either. ;-)

[anonymous_user]

A baseball game seems like a good control group for researching how men race out of restrooms and women are in no particular hurry.

[Irish Rose]

"Women's Hands Cleaner Than Men, Study Says"

Aren't you glad we have these modern, scientific studies to impart such brilliant insights?

[over3Owithabrain]

Women's hands are cleaner than men's because we have to do what they won't...

[GOPologist]

Here's a suggestion: When checking out of restaurants, don't take any free mints if humans take them out by hand; because, the mints may be contaminated with URINE.

[Thebaddog]

Hold muh beer, and let's see who has the cleaner hands.

[WV Mountain Mama]

ROFLMAO!!!!!

[sheik yerbouty]

Are they saying "Popi was sloppy?"

[Old Seadog]

I keep my "Johnson" very clean, I wash my hands before I go.

[zipp_city]

Maybe it has something to do with the smell of fish.

[GreenLanternCorps]

About ten years ago I was in the bathroom at the computer company I worked at at the time. I saw the Training Manager make a beeline from the "#2" stall to the door.

I never shook hands with him again...

[anonymous_user]

don't take any free mints if humans take them out by hand

First, unwrap the mints before you eat them.

Second, don't take the big green or pink mints from the men's room. EVER.

[Cobra64]

My Dad always told me to wash my hands BEFORE unzipping. He said you need to be careful when handling a delicate instrument. LOL