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Yahoo! News Photos ^ | November 29, 2005

[tgslTakoma]

United States Marine Corps drill instructor yells at a recruit after wakeup attention detail in Parris Island, South Carolina, January 6, 2005.
The U.S. Army, fresh off missing its latest annual recruiting goal, has launched an unprecedented effort to coax former troops to
sign up again for active-duty military service, officials said on Tuesday. (Shannon Stapleton/Reuters)

[AbeKrieger]

Anything from Lee Ermy

[YouPosting2Me]

TRIM THAT NOSE HAIR SOLDIER!!!!!!

[LongElegantLegs]

Bob later regretted volunteering for the Army of the Undead.

[al baby]

Is that a nativity scene in there

[Spok]

The Drill Instructor is merely expressing his heart felt concern for this young recruit's self esteem. And probably talking about his mother as well.

[MineralMan]

I SAID...DO YOU LOVE ME, BOY? WHY WERE YOU LOOKING AT ME? DO YOU WANT ME!

[AbeKrieger]

You had best un-Democrat yourself or I will unscrew your head and sh!t down your neck!

[Andrew_Kalionzes]

"You are a disgusting slob private pile!"


Heh... D.I. reminds me of my dad. He served as a Drill Instructor during the Vietnam war at Fort Ord, CA. Packed away safely in my closet is his smokey hat like they still wear today.

hoo-RAH!!

[clee1]

"I don't think you need another sandwich, lardass!"

[Redleg Duke]

You owe me a new keyboard and screen!

[Holicheese]

" What do you mean you didn't know John Kerry was in Vietnam?"

[ikka]

Don't you ever use the word Democrat in front of me again, boy!

[Charles Henrickson]

"Look, mister, if I give you an order to pose for a photo with Senator Clinton, you d*mn well will do it! DO YOU READ ME?"

[ArrogantBustard]

The DI's eyes are glowing like a Goa'uld ...

[SF Republican]

Ah memories of San Diego; funny they use a USMC Drill Instructor to go with an Army story.

[meandog]

I don't care if you're from the 12th Congressional District of Pennsylvania, you squirrel, your f*&king congressman is a dirtbag disgrace to my uniform!

[massgopguy]

"I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

[JellyJam]

Don't give me that "Happy Holidays" crap! It's "Merry Christmas, sir!"

[mnehring]

I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!

I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!
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