1 posted on
12/08/2005 5:18:14 PM PST by
neverdem
To: neverdem
"The scientists encourage people who live in or visit the region to avoid close contact with performing monkeys." Well jeez, just use a condom.
signed: Michael Jackson
2 posted on
12/08/2005 5:21:18 PM PST by
dynachrome
("Where am I? Where am I going? Why am I in a handbasket?")
To: neverdem
Indonesia, I thought this was about the DNC.
3 posted on
12/08/2005 5:21:32 PM PST by
359Henrie
To: neverdem
Just don't spank the monkey!
4 posted on
12/08/2005 5:22:00 PM PST by
sheik yerbouty
( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
To: neverdem
What happens if they stop performing?
To: neverdem
Are we all gonna die, or was that yesterday?
6 posted on
12/08/2005 5:23:54 PM PST by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: neverdem
I thought this was about liberals - my bad.
7 posted on
12/08/2005 5:23:56 PM PST by
Tall_Texan
(HOUSTON ASTROS - NATIONAL LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 2005)
To: neverdem
Sounds like someone wants a Grant ($). Is there any evidence in the local populations? There are a lot of temples throughout the area where monkeys live in large numbers. Are the monks who clean up after them sick with virus associated with the monkeys?
Are we reading the "scare of the month" story??
8 posted on
12/08/2005 5:26:11 PM PST by
JimSEA
(America cannot have an exit strategy from the world.)
To: neverdem
This is the greatest post ever on Free Republic.
I'm only being a little facetious.
Performing Monkey Viruses.
Worth it for that.
9 posted on
12/08/2005 5:26:16 PM PST by
tallhappy
(Juntos Podemos!)
To: neverdem
Performing Monkeys Could Spread Primate Viruses to Humans..only if they join the cast of "Rent"
Doogle
10 posted on
12/08/2005 5:31:24 PM PST by
Doogle
(USAF...7thAF ..4077th TFW...408th MMS..Ubon Thailand.."69",,Night Line Delivery..AMMO)
To: neverdem
Aren't the monkeys taking the same chance? Maybe we should keep them away from socialists.
11 posted on
12/08/2005 5:32:24 PM PST by
Steamburg
(Pretenders everywhere)
To: El Gato; JudyB1938; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Robert A. Cook, PE; lepton; LadyDoc; jb6; tiamat; PGalt; ..
12 posted on
12/08/2005 5:32:38 PM PST by
neverdem
(May you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows that you're dead.)
To: neverdem
Speaking of performing monkeys:
18 posted on
12/08/2005 5:58:05 PM PST by
Blood of Tyrants
(G-d is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
To: neverdem
Performing Monkeys Could Spread Primate Viruses to Humans Okay then - are we safe if we just WATCH the cast of West Wing on television?
19 posted on
12/08/2005 6:09:47 PM PST by
solitas
To: neverdem
I have to do this, I have to do this:
20 posted on
12/08/2005 6:17:34 PM PST by
NRA1995
(Jesus is the reason for the season)
To: neverdem
To: neverdem
24 posted on
12/08/2005 8:23:57 PM PST by
atomic conspiracy
(Islamo-terrorists: Strike force of the MSM)
To: neverdem
Performing Monkeys Could Spread Primate Viruses to Humans Quarantine Congress.
25 posted on
12/08/2005 8:24:50 PM PST by
Hank Rearden
(Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)
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