Country-club RINO, the Honorable Elihu Smails, showing us his best form.
Posted on 12/15/2005 5:25:15 PM PST by mek1959
Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?
Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans and Southern Republicans?
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Democrat's Answer:
- Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
- Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
- Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
- Could we run away?
- What does my wife think?
- What about the kids?
- Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
- What does the law say about this situation?
- Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
- Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
- Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
- Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
- If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
- Should I call 9-1-1?
- Why is this street so deserted?
- We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
- This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
- I could shoot in the air and maybe scare him off but that may be interpreted as some sort of torture.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Republican's Answer:
BANG!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Southern Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points that I bought you for your birthday?"
Makes me a Southern democrat!
Nice grouping, Daddy!
No.
You left one out...
RINO's Answer: (See Democrat's Answer)
So apparently the Republican is the expert shot. He/she nails the dirty filthy rotten scum bag with one shot.
Great vanity post.
"2 to the chest, one to the head"..way to go honey, just like daddy taught you.....Texan
Unless he is a 'Country Club' Republican... He'll drop the gun and hit him with his golf club.
I agree. I realy should have changed it to Democrat or conservative. Not to happy with the Republican party at this moment
does a glock 40 really have 9 bullets in the magazine ?
My SW 9mm only has 10
-PJ
Yeah, I was wondering who would have a daughter who knows her way around a pistol.
"2 to the chest, one to the head"..way to go honey, just like daddy taught you.....Texan
Ok son, let's go gut him,clean him, and mount him on the wall next to the Jack-a-lope
Country-club RINO, the Honorable Elihu Smails, showing us his best form.
The Southern Republican wanted to make sure he was dead. Can't be too careful, y'know.
PJ,
I kmow what you're referring to with the Air Marshalls. I saw that interview as well. What a joke she is and obviously she watches to many movies.
My Glock 40 (G22) holds 15 rounds in the magazine.
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