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Humor: Airbus to build seven story airliner
Travel Fox ^ | July 5, 2004 | Unknown

Posted on 04/20/2006 1:34:59 PM PDT by Paul Ross

Airbus to build seven story airliner
Passengers will have choice of restaurants and theatres

TOULOUSE, FRANCE -- With delivery of its first 555 passenger, double-deck commercial airliner expected to take place later this year, Airbus announced today that it has initiated preliminary studies for the design and manufacture a 2600 passenger airplane.

The aircraft on the drawing board will have ten decks—seven for passengers, three for cargo and baggage. A prototype of the new aircraft, based on the company's Super Transporter design, will be called the "Airbus A390."

The plane is targeted for international service of flights of over 9,000 nautical miles (about 16,600 kilometers). The A390 will be powered by six Rolls-Royce turbofan engines developing thrusts of over 340,000lb each. According to a company spokesman, Jean-Claude Randele, "The break-even point for operating the airplane will be at a passenger load of about 1760 passengers."

Mr. Randele also noted, "Flights in 9,000 miles-plus range are expected to take 20 hours or longer so the A390 will include lots of amenities to help the passengers pass the time."

Among the features proposed for the future aircraft are six restaurants, three duty free shops, a lounge with a discothèque, two full sized movie theatres, a 14 lane bowling alley, a swimming pool with water slides, a wedding chapel, a fully functional medical clinic, and a 11,000 volume library.

Mr. Randele said that two major international carriers have already placed orders and that the new jets are scheduled to begin service in late summer of 2008.



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: airbus; bogus; mammoth
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To: Paul Ross

Even ScrappleFace couldn't do better ... thank you for a much - needed laugh.


41 posted on 04/20/2006 2:36:44 PM PDT by sono ("If Congressional brains were cargo, there'd be nothing to unload." - Rush Limbaugh)
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To: Paul Ross

And yet still no flying cars. pity.


42 posted on 04/20/2006 2:41:56 PM PDT by CAP811 (One man can change the world with a bullet in the right place)
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To: Paul Ross

WHY do people ruin jokes by putting "Humor" in the title?

This reminds me of those Iowahawk satires that you could find because he put his own name first in the title.


43 posted on 04/20/2006 2:44:23 PM PDT by HostileTerritory
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To: Gil4

Nice work! How long did that take you?


44 posted on 04/20/2006 2:45:57 PM PDT by 4Runner
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To: -YYZ-
Remember the 747 "Sky lounge"?

I do. But I was only about 8 or 9 years old. My father was a pilot for American and we flew on one of the first ones. It was cool. Big buffet in the front of the lower section.

Then they deregulated the airlines for the unwashed masses. Goodbye skylounges.

45 posted on 04/20/2006 2:50:06 PM PDT by PsyOp (The commonwealth is theirs who hold the arms.... - Aristotle.)
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To: Paul Ross
Yea, I knew about the new 747 hauler, but wasn't aware that Airbust had built a copy of the Guppy.

Those Frogs are so original.

46 posted on 04/20/2006 2:51:30 PM PDT by AFreeBird (your mileage may vary)
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To: Gil4

Okay--I found the website.


47 posted on 04/20/2006 2:53:23 PM PDT by 4Runner
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To: Paul Ross
a 14 lane bowling alley

Yeah, I can see it now. All I need if 4 pins to break 220 and just as I release the ball the pilot banks the plane.

48 posted on 04/20/2006 2:55:48 PM PDT by Non-Sequitur
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To: Non-Sequitur
Yeah, I can see it now. All I need if 4 pins to break 220 and just as I release the ball the pilot banks the plane.

Good point.

In the same line of reasoning, what happens to the pool water when the plane banks?

And, how long would the runway need to be to handle that beast?
49 posted on 04/20/2006 3:02:23 PM PDT by adorno
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To: -YYZ-

Actually virgin atlantic they have a freestanding bar. I remember fly an American Air 747 cross country and having a buffet.


50 posted on 04/20/2006 3:03:30 PM PDT by appeal2
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To: Paul Ross
Wow, just think of the ride down the emergency slide from the top deck.
51 posted on 04/20/2006 3:20:08 PM PDT by SledgeCS (Support your local anti-muslim cartoonist....)
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To: Paul Ross

A flying dolphin:')


52 posted on 04/20/2006 4:20:39 PM PDT by CindyDawg
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To: manwiththehands

You are an idiot.


53 posted on 04/20/2006 4:25:31 PM PDT by Jean S
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To: Paul Ross
Among the features proposed for the future aircraft are six restaurants, three duty free shops, a lounge with a discothèque, two full sized movie theatres, a 14 lane bowling alley, a swimming pool with water slides, a wedding chapel, a fully functional medical clinic, and a 11,000 volume library.

Hmm. Sounds vaguely familiar...

54 posted on 04/20/2006 5:24:40 PM PDT by Vroomfondel
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To: Minn
Swimming and bowling. Two activities that will never happen on an airplane.

Don't be so sure. I was once on a flight where lunch was a big bowl of hot soup.

55 posted on 04/20/2006 5:25:47 PM PDT by Vroomfondel
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To: CAP811
And yet still no flying cars. pity.

Excuse me?

56 posted on 04/20/2006 5:28:20 PM PDT by Vroomfondel
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To: Paul Ross
Check the bottom of the page


57 posted on 04/20/2006 7:37:06 PM PDT by tophat9000 (If it was illegal French Canadian's would La RaBa back them? Racist back there race over country)
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To: 4Runner

That's one of my all-time favorites. (With six kids, I wish they really did make it.)


58 posted on 04/21/2006 11:11:44 AM PDT by Gil4 (This tagline for rent - cheap!)
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To: CAP811

look for molar sky cars ... they are about to exist.


59 posted on 04/24/2006 2:04:41 AM PDT by globalheater (There is no instance of a country having benefited from prolonged warfare - Sun Tzu)
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To: Paul Ross
seven story airliner

a real skyscraper..................

60 posted on 04/24/2006 2:12:34 AM PDT by beyond the sea (Oh, for the days when "disrespect" was just a noun.)
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