Senor Presidente Fox,
Go to the Chihuahua desert.
Gather several cups of sand.
Pour this sand into the rear of your trousers.
Pound it home until you can taste it.
Georgia needs no advice or remonstrations from you.
Be glad we cannot enact mirror-mirror reciprocity of immigration laws with Mexico - your country's population would immediately swell by about a million irritated repatriated Mexican peons.
So: Be glad... and STFU.
King Prout,
Naturalized Georgian
Your Royal Majesty, King Prout,
Please be advised:
1. Senor Presidente Fox should gather only the finest, sharp pointed Chihuahua Desert Sand.
2. Senor Presidente Fox should first soak said sand overnight in jalepeno juice, before pouring and pounding. This will "enhance the flavor"; and facilitate both ingress and egress of said sand.
3. Senor Presidente Fox should be offered a 3 for 1 deal, amounting to 3 armed illegal American emigrants for every illegal Mexican immigrant.
Long live The King!
Respectfully, etc....