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Olbermann: Rush Will "Wizz All Over Himself Instead of Everybody Else"
NewsBusters ^ | May 2, 2006 | Ian Schwartz

Posted on 05/03/2006 11:32:32 AM PDT by EveningStar

On the opening of last night's edition of Countdown, host Keith Olbermann said "now he can wizz all over himself instead of everybody else" on the subject of Rush Limbaugh's mandatory random drug test...

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KEYWORDS: 2juvenile4cable; bathroomlanguage; braindamage; buthisratingssuckass; crashingbore; keitholbermann; limbaugh; msnbc; olbermann; rush; rushisaweenie; rushlimbaugh
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To: Skywarner

"Actually he is going to be on MSNBC at 9:00 eastern now.

Now, even fewer people can watch the big cheese head..."

So their bright idea is to put him opposite Hannity & Colmes? Brilliant.


41 posted on 05/03/2006 12:01:12 PM PDT by delphirogatio
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To: EveningStar
I read over on the NRO Media blog that Moveon.org has a campaign underway for their followers to watch Olbermann's show. lolololol



NRO Media
42 posted on 05/03/2006 12:01:45 PM PDT by Republican Red ("How good is it? Al-Jazeera gave it 4 1/2 pipe bombs")
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To: domenad

Olbermann Trivia - He's a real Jerk!

Has named American comedy team Bob and Ray as his greatest professional influences, and had the opportunity, at age 15, to see them working in the studio.[7]
Possesses six lumbar vertebrae instead of the usual five. [8]
Damaged depth perception in 1980 by rushing to catch a subway car at New York City’s Shea Stadium and slamming his head into the top of the door frame.[7]
Has a mild case of Coeliac disease (gluten intolerance).[9]
Was raised Unitarian. [citation needed]
Is related to boxer Mike Tyson by marriage. (Olbermann’s father’s brother married the niece of Tyson’s adoptive father Cus D’Amato, making Olbermann and Tyson first step-cousins in-law once removed.) [2]
Considers media personality Bill O’Reilly to be his nemesis, taking joy in poking fun at him and referring to him with nicknames such as “The Big Giant Head” (apparently a reference to the sitcom 3rd Rock from the Sun) and “Ted Baxter” (after Ted Knight’s pompous character on The Mary Tyler Moore Show). O’Reilly usually responds by stating, “No one watches MSNBC.”
New York Yankees second baseman Chuck Knoblauch accidentally hit Olbermann’s mother in the head during a botched play at Yankee Stadium in 1998. Bill Scheft of ESPN the Magazine commented, “I think I speak for the whole ESPN family and sports fans everywhere when I say, ‘Wrong Olbermann.’” Olbermann, an employee of competing cable network Fox Sports Net at the time, blasted Scheft on his radio show the next day, calling him “swine.” [citation needed]
Is a well known vintage baseball card collector of T-206 tobacco cards.[10]
Appeared in a cameo as himself in an episode of NBC’s Surface. [citation needed]
Appeared in a series of television commercials for the Boston Market restaurant chain in 1997, in which he tells a bunch of Calvin Klein-type models - contemplating empty, burning sensations inside - to "Eat something." [citation needed]
Sexiest male newscaster in an online poll by Playgirl magazine, beating out Sean Hannity and Anderson Cooper. Some contest the results since a link was set up on Olbermann's site encouraging people to vote for him. [7]


43 posted on 05/03/2006 12:02:07 PM PDT by batmast
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To: Pookyhead
Do not know who the hell he is or where he came from or why he is on the television?

Olbermann's originally from ESPN SportCenter; in the late 80s and early 90s, he and Dan Patrick invented the "smartass" sports commentator, which poked fun at replays and highlights every morning.

Olbermann got carried away with the act (Dan Patrick didn't and is now a highly respected sports anchor) which is why SportsCenter canned him and he was picked up by MSNBC to read Monica Lewinsky talking points covering Clinton's behind.

44 posted on 05/03/2006 12:02:31 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist (FR's most controversial FReeper)
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To: Pookyhead

Craig Kilborn was also part of this act too on SportsCenter.


45 posted on 05/03/2006 12:03:06 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist (FR's most controversial FReeper)
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To: DTogo
The Earl Camembert of cable TV.

Earl Camembert had more talent.

46 posted on 05/03/2006 12:03:25 PM PDT by veronica ("A person needs a sense of mission like the air he breathes...")
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To: domenad

Looks like Keithy baby and prissy chrissie are runnin' neck-to-neck, or is that a$$ to a$$ for those two?


47 posted on 05/03/2006 12:04:31 PM PDT by geezerwheezer (get up boys, we're burnin' daylight!!!)
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To: All
I think it is case of SHEER ENVY!...this guy has an EGO! They are coming unglued in view of consistent lower ratings. No matter what they do, ratings don't come up.

I feel your pain pal... hope it hurts real bad :)


48 posted on 05/03/2006 12:04:33 PM PDT by ElPatriota (Let's not forget, we are all still friends despite our differences)
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To: hipaatwo

Wow, you beat me by 1 minute!


49 posted on 05/03/2006 12:05:21 PM PDT by Republican Red ("How good is it? Al-Jazeera gave it 4 1/2 pipe bombs")
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To: RexBeach; BJClinton; martin_fierro; pissant; Slings and Arrows; najida; Millee; Xenalyte; ...
From the Sully777 Archive in honor of Heinrich Olbermann's foot in mouth disease. Someday, Keith may have to endure the agony without pain medication. When that day arrives, Olbermann may understand Rush's past and have compassion. And someday, Keith may find the balls to tackle the mess his lib buddies make throughout society and the world. Until that day arrives, Herr Himler, this one's for you.





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50 posted on 05/03/2006 12:05:32 PM PDT by sully777 (wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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To: delphirogatio
That is 9:00 am.
51 posted on 05/03/2006 12:06:49 PM PDT by Coldwater Creek ("Over there, over there, We won't be back 'til it's over Over there.")
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To: EveningStar

What is he doing talking about Rush on SportsCenter?


52 posted on 05/03/2006 12:07:07 PM PDT by CougarGA7 (There are no trophies for winning wars. Only consequences for losing them.)
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To: RexBeach

I think he has a crush on Rush.


53 posted on 05/03/2006 12:07:09 PM PDT by mlc9852
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To: Republican Red

LOL Media Blog on NRO has been ripping Schuster a new one.


54 posted on 05/03/2006 12:07:16 PM PDT by hipaatwo
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To: EveningStar

Olbermann says outrageous things about Rush every so often. Personally, I think he's trying to get Rush to respond to his insults on his radio program, as that would only spread Olbermann's name out to far more people than actually watch his awful show. However, Rush is smart enough to notice this tactic every time some liberal wannabe tries it, and simply ignores the venom.


55 posted on 05/03/2006 12:07:21 PM PDT by The Phantom FReeper (Have you hugged your soldier today?)
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To: EveningStar

Project much, Keith? Please don't attribute your toileting skills, or perhaps your leisure activity choices, to others.


56 posted on 05/03/2006 12:07:22 PM PDT by pogo101
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To: EveningStar

Who is Keith Olbermann???

I don't really care to know.


57 posted on 05/03/2006 12:09:55 PM PDT by auggy ( http://www.wtv-zone.com/Mary/THISWILLMAKEYOUPROUD.HTML)
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To: EveningStar
Liberals LOVE this kind of gutter talk but I seriously doubt anyone else does. This guy is a waste of bandwidth.
58 posted on 05/03/2006 12:10:31 PM PDT by teletech (Friends don't let friends vote DemocRAT)
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To: ElPatriota

59 posted on 05/03/2006 12:10:31 PM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: hipaatwo

"LOL Media Blog on NRO has been ripping Schuster a new one."

What's the scoop on why Fox dumped Schuster?


60 posted on 05/03/2006 12:11:28 PM PDT by The South Texan (The Democrat Party and the leftist (ABCCBSNBCCNN NYLATIMES)media are a criminal enterprise!)
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