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And, with that, one of the last bastions of contemporary society begins its slow slide into the tranquilization of political correctness. A kinder, gentler MacD's.... How long until they have a Surf and Turf special and a wine list?

Personally, I DO NOT want to hang out at MacDonalds. I WANT a color scheme designed to subliminally stimulate movement and uneasiness, and I want the hard plastic booths to be angled in such a way that they restrict blood flow in my legs... because that is what MacD's is, fast food.

1 posted on 05/11/2006 5:38:29 AM PDT by snowrip
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Uh, how is this "PC" again?

There is an old adage in retail...Grow or Die.

They OBVIOUSLY think this will help them GROW.


2 posted on 05/11/2006 5:41:08 AM PDT by Sometimes A River (Bush stifles speech to appease Chinese butchers)
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Hmmmm...folks complained so long and so loud about the quality of their food, that the corporation decided to redecorate.
3 posted on 05/11/2006 5:41:30 AM PDT by Sergio (If a tree fell on a mime in the forest, would he make a sound?)
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Always a popular theme.

4 posted on 05/11/2006 5:41:59 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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Makeovers ain't gonna help.
Fast food in nice sometimes, but I DON'T LIKE McDonalds food. The only thing that brings me in there is the playplace for my daughters ages 6 and 4. Otherwise, if I want a "fast" burger, I prefer Wendys, Burger King, or almost anything EXCEPT McDonalds.


5 posted on 05/11/2006 5:44:56 AM PDT by Little Ray (I'm a reactionary, hirsute, gun-owning, knuckle dragging, Christian Neanderthal and proud of it!)
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You can put a hat on a pig, but all you'll get is a pig wearing a hat.

Sitting in a comfy chair eating garbage isn't my idea of enjoyable dining.

I had a cup of McDonalds coffee twenty years ago and I still can't get the taste of it out of my mouth.


6 posted on 05/11/2006 5:45:06 AM PDT by Pete'sWife (Dirt is for racing... asphalt is for getting there.)
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You can't polish a turd.


8 posted on 05/11/2006 5:46:41 AM PDT by Recovering Hermit (I will not need to come here again…I will send my android instead.)
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For some reason the thought came in my mind that they might have a few too many homersexuals in mgt. Just being honest.


10 posted on 05/11/2006 5:48:28 AM PDT by PeterPrinciple (Seeking the truth here folks.)
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Cosmetic changes only. That'll really draw the crowds. What about a good hot dog? Onion rings?


11 posted on 05/11/2006 5:49:20 AM PDT by JoeGar
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13 posted on 05/11/2006 5:49:50 AM PDT by OXENinFLA
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Personally, I DO NOT want to hang out at MacDonalds. I WANT a color scheme designed to subliminally stimulate movement and uneasiness, and I want the hard plastic booths to be angled in such a way that they restrict blood flow in my legs... because that is what MacD's is, fast food.

Nossir, that's the heart attack from the clogged arteries that the food caused.

14 posted on 05/11/2006 5:49:59 AM PDT by Lazamataz (If a woman gives birth in Indiana, is she a Hoosier Mama?)
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Will they bring back Mac the Night?


15 posted on 05/11/2006 5:51:51 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Freedom isn't free, but the men and women of the military will pay most of your share)
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Those comfy armchairs are gonna look like crap.. a few milliseconds after the legions of 4-year-olds start climbing on them.


16 posted on 05/11/2006 5:52:27 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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Our closest McDonald's had this makeover last year. Visited for the first time a couple months ago. The difference is amazing. The place is spotless. The ambience is more like that of an upscale restaurant. The food was as consistent as ever (for better or for worse). It was, except for the food, difficult to tell I was in one of their restaurants. Even a fireplace and wide screen TV. Let's see how that theme works out in Harlem.


17 posted on 05/11/2006 5:53:14 AM PDT by Fester Chugabrew
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I'm lovin' it.

Yo dawg.

I've been going to Burger King ever since McDonald's decided to "pimp" my burger.


18 posted on 05/11/2006 5:54:45 AM PDT by RabidBartender
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Taco Bell will ultimately win the franchise war. All restaruants will be Taco Bell.

Schwarzenegger will be president.

19 posted on 05/11/2006 5:59:32 AM PDT by Tribune7
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Actually, I think McD's has done a pretty good job turning around the franchise. Remember, not that long ago they were in a pretty serious slump. I think they have really improved the menu for the better, adding stuff that you can half-way eat (grilled chicken, no mayo). I think they are pretty good at deciphering the market.


20 posted on 05/11/2006 6:01:09 AM PDT by Obadiah
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24 posted on 05/11/2006 6:04:16 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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But will they still have the young hispanic behind the register who doesn't speak English and can not find 'El Grande Mac' on the menu?


25 posted on 05/11/2006 6:05:09 AM PDT by pikachu (For every action there is an equal and opposite government program)
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Old Mc Donalds Joke...

Couple of McDonalds exec's talking about the latest survey on food chains..

1st Did you see the report? We came in last again on food quality and taste. We really have to do something.

2nd You are right, we have to get a new toy to give away..


27 posted on 05/11/2006 6:07:27 AM PDT by Rik0Shay
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Interesting. There is one that seems to fit that description in the city where I live. The whole building is blue with a stylized logo and advertized wi-fi access. Never been inside, though.


30 posted on 05/11/2006 6:46:19 AM PDT by Señor Zorro ("The ability to speak does not make you intelligent"--Qui-Gon Jinn)
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