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World's Worst Theme Park (Egypt)
Theme park Review ^ | 4/22/06 | dubaidave

Posted on 05/22/2006 9:55:12 AM PDT by kidd

Check out the link, with pictures. Makes any American parking-lot carnival look like Disneyland


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1 posted on 05/22/2006 9:55:12 AM PDT by kidd
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Well, at least there's no waiting in lines......


2 posted on 05/22/2006 9:56:31 AM PDT by OXENinFLA
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To: kidd

Ah, but the goat kissing booth and the house of beheadings is to die for...


3 posted on 05/22/2006 9:56:58 AM PDT by Londo Molari
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It has great sand traps!


4 posted on 05/22/2006 9:59:35 AM PDT by b4its2late (If it's treason, there's no doubt a democrat is standing behind it.)
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Hey, it's still better than the pyramids at Giza.


5 posted on 05/22/2006 10:00:27 AM PDT by RushCrush (North Face is for posers)
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To: Londo Molari

You left out the House of ritual muumification, The royal scarab beetle wading pool, and the never to be forgotten suicide bombing experience.


6 posted on 05/22/2006 10:00:33 AM PDT by Waverunner
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To: kidd

Looks like the site is hosted off a 56k modem.


7 posted on 05/22/2006 10:00:56 AM PDT by xrp (Fox News Channel: MISSING WHITE GIRL NETWORK)
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lol i noticed that too, typical egypt


8 posted on 05/22/2006 10:01:49 AM PDT by RushCrush (North Face is for posers)
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To: kidd

"Mad Mo's Jihad Theme Park aka "The Mohammedan Misery Tour". In a few years, the waters of Lake Nasser will provide the park with real surf!


9 posted on 05/22/2006 10:01:59 AM PDT by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
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To: kidd
What's the Theme
10 posted on 05/22/2006 10:02:23 AM PDT by Red Badger (Liberals ignore criminal behavior, reward sloth and revere incompetence...........)
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What's the Theme

Post-apocalyptic urban decay.

11 posted on 05/22/2006 10:05:20 AM PDT by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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To: kidd

I think we brought their server to it's knees.


12 posted on 05/22/2006 10:05:23 AM PDT by Ben Mugged (If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier.)
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Post-apocalyptic urban decay.

Oh! They got one of those in Chicago and NOLA, too!.........

13 posted on 05/22/2006 10:07:49 AM PDT by Red Badger (Liberals ignore criminal behavior, reward sloth and revere incompetence...........)
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To: kidd

Even if most of those rides were working, they don't look anything close to safe..


14 posted on 05/22/2006 10:08:34 AM PDT by Andy28 (Proud US Army DEP'er, shipping in June. Hooah!)
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To: Red Badger

Is that where we get video's of bin laden's terrorist swinging on the monkey bars in their pajamas?



15 posted on 05/22/2006 10:08:53 AM PDT by Londo Molari
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To: kidd
That looks like the secret carnival ride graveyard.
16 posted on 05/22/2006 10:13:38 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Never ask a Kennedy if he'll have another drink. It's nobody's business how much he's had already.)
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Server?

"C'mon guys, people are wanting to view the web site again!"


17 posted on 05/22/2006 10:14:42 AM PDT by jdm
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Those pictures are unbelievable. I love the comment from the guy who says "I feel bad for saying Conneaut was dirty." LOL


18 posted on 05/22/2006 10:14:54 AM PDT by agrace
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To: RushCrush
I have visited Egypt twice (I lived in Saudi for 5 years). This doesn't surprise me. Egypt is a very poor country. Taking a cruise down the Nile, you see farmers irrigating their crops with technology from 4000 years ago. Most Egyptians live on mud floored homes.

Egypt is still a wonderful place to visit for a lover of history. Many temples, tombs, palaces, etc. are well preserved and fantastic to visit.
The pyramids of Giza are one of the wonders of the ancient world.

If you go to Egypt, stay in 4 or 5 star hotels; take only reputable tours (at least don't just get in a car with anyone without someone knowing what taxi you are riding in); a Nile cruise is well worth the cost; make sure the tour guide for the Egyptian Museum in Cairo has a university degree. Most of all, eat only in your hotel (4/5 star) or top restaurants. NEVER eat the food served on the streets. Don't even think of swimming in the Nile or drinking any of the water from the Nile.
19 posted on 05/22/2006 10:16:34 AM PDT by GeorgefromGeorgia
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I prefer the Pyramids at Giza. I've been to Alexandria, Egypt twice and didn't know they even had a theme park.


20 posted on 05/22/2006 10:17:08 AM PDT by BMC1 (Democrats are STUCK ON STUPID, MASTERS OF DECEPTION AND CULTURE OF TREASON.)
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