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Oh Happy Day -- The Wonderful Joyous Events of a ZOT
Posted on 07/15/2006 7:59:51 AM PDT by rapture tonight
I am traveling from blog to blog to spread the wonderful news.
The current events in the Middle East are the most wonderful happenings I have ever seen. Surely, we are in the end times. The very end times. I expect to be in paradise by the end of the weekend. Probably today. Won't you join me?
TOPICS: News/Current Events; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: endtimes; sionnsar; troll; zot
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To: rapture tonight
When you see the blue flash and smell your own carcass burning, be assured that it's not any kind of "rapture," just your well-deserved ride on the Zot Eternal.
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posted on
07/15/2006 8:05:32 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(I just love that woman.)
To: rapture tonight
42
posted on
07/15/2006 8:05:40 AM PDT
by
B Knotts
(Newt '08!)
To: Trampled by Lambs
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posted on
07/15/2006 8:05:57 AM PDT
by
DJ MacWoW
(If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
To: rapture tonight
rapture tonight wants to join his main man Zarqawi and all those virgins in Allah's great whorehouse in the sky.
To: HereInTheHeartland
let me guess, you found the perfect steak recipe. LOL!
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posted on
07/15/2006 8:06:40 AM PDT
by
Recovering Hermit
(Apparently, most who protest for peace do so at the expense of hygiene.)
To: rapture tonight
Which universe are you speaking from? Please, close the portal.
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posted on
07/15/2006 8:06:47 AM PDT
by
Clara Lou
(A conservative is a liberal who has been mugged by reality. --I. Kristol)
To: rapture tonight
Say hello to Neville Chamberlain when you get to paradise.
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posted on
07/15/2006 8:07:01 AM PDT
by
AdvisorB
(For a terrorist bodycount in hamistan, let the smoke clear then count the ears and divide by 2.)
To: rapture tonight
You are on your own for this ride Hoss, In before the zot.
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posted on
07/15/2006 8:07:03 AM PDT
by
sgtbono2002
(The fourth estate is a fifth column.)
To: HereInTheHeartland
We're doing a big mess of green beans and ham (with those little potatoes).
To: Jim Noble
50
posted on
07/15/2006 8:07:22 AM PDT
by
Popman
("What I was doing wasn't living, it was dying. I really think God had better plans for me.")
To: rapture tonight
I predict you will be a crispy critter in a matter of seconds
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posted on
07/15/2006 8:07:29 AM PDT
by
expatguy
(http://laotze.blogspot.com/)
To: mware
Now that's a cool picture.
To: rapture tonight
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posted on
07/15/2006 8:07:36 AM PDT
by
nuconvert
([there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
To: rapture tonight
Are you the same drunk who called my house at 1:30 am?
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posted on
07/15/2006 8:07:40 AM PDT
by
Types_with_Fist
(I'm on FReep so often that when I read an article at another site I scroll down for the comments.)
To: rapture tonight
I expect to be in paradise by the end of the weekend.
Let us know if you get 72 troll virgins.
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posted on
07/15/2006 8:08:04 AM PDT
by
RedRover
(God bless Israel and all who love her.)
To: rapture tonight
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posted on
07/15/2006 8:08:14 AM PDT
by
eeevil conservative
(I am your worst nightmare. I am not a racist, terrorist, or nativist. I am an AMERICAN, & I Vote!)
To: rapture tonight
Call your sponsor go to a meeting
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posted on
07/15/2006 8:08:18 AM PDT
by
al baby
(Dick Trickle is not a medical condition)
To: eeevil conservative
Wow! That has the same tattoos that I do! ;o)
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posted on
07/15/2006 8:08:46 AM PDT
by
SW6906
(6 things you can't have too much of: sex, money, firewood, horsepower, guns and ammunition.)
To: rapture tonight
"I am traveling from blog to blog to spread the wonderful news."
My blog has a defensive system of machine guns and ack ack. Don't even think about it.
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posted on
07/15/2006 8:09:01 AM PDT
by
Quark606
To: rapture tonight
I expect to be in paradise by the end of the weekend. She asked me to tell you that she's not THAT desparate.
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