Are You a Moonbat? (I am a bug on the zotmobile’s windshield)

where's THIS month's UT?

141 posted on 08/01/2006 2:06:12 PM PDT by King Prout (many complain I am overly literal... this would not be a problem if fewer people were under-precise)

Very true.. There is always another moonbat.

142 posted on 08/01/2006 2:08:21 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..)

Here.

We're requesting a little extra decorum this month because we're in the Religion forum.

143 posted on 08/01/2006 2:22:33 PM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi | Appeasement=Capitulation)

To: bug thomas houseboy; timpad; TBarnett34; MeekOneGOP; PetroniDE; Lady Jag; mhking; glock rocks; ...

I am not a moonbat...I have to work for a living. What do you do?

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . . don't be shy.

144 posted on 08/01/2006 3:22:17 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)

Geez dead...

Not all of us have cast-iron guts...8^)

145 posted on 08/01/2006 3:23:34 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (II Computers 3:14))

To: bug thomas houseboy

"Are you a moonbat?"

No, but methinks you are...

146 posted on 08/01/2006 3:25:01 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (II Computers 3:14))

To: bug thomas houseboy

147 posted on 08/01/2006 3:25:20 PM PDT by MarineBrat (Muslims - The "flesh eating bacteria" version of humans.)

To: bug thomas houseboy

You are a moonbat

148 posted on 08/01/2006 3:32:43 PM PDT by vigilante2 (Thank You Veterans)

Is that the dreaded Spork Weasel?

149 posted on 08/01/2006 3:34:30 PM PDT by mollynme (cogito, ergo freepum)

To: bug thomas houseboy

Most of those statements sound about right. I guess you are a Moonbat.

150 posted on 08/01/2006 3:50:19 PM PDT by Poser (Willing to fight for oil)

To: mollynme; mysterio

Is that the dreaded Spork Weasel?

Sure looks like one to me!

151 posted on 08/01/2006 3:52:03 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (A Conservative will die for individual freedom. A Liberal will kill you for the good of society.)

OMG That pic scared my cats! And the dog and my children are crying!

152 posted on 08/01/2006 3:55:31 PM PDT by Danae (Anál nathrach, orth' bháis's bethad, do chél dénmha)

It MUST be!

I have always wondered what a Spork Weasel was, I was assuming it was something the local water treatment center was to deal with!

153 posted on 08/01/2006 4:01:00 PM PDT by Danae (Anál nathrach, orth' bháis's bethad, do chél dénmha)

To: CommieCutter

That guy is a raving idiot. He should be in jail or a mental hospital. A 61 year old moonbat that gets his kicks from putting sugar in gas tanks and spray painting construction equipment.

154 posted on 08/01/2006 4:46:27 PM PDT by skimask (People who care what you do don't matter.......People who matter don't care what you do.)

To: freedumb2003

I think it's called "eek." But it sure looks like a spork weasel. At least that's what I hear.

155 posted on 08/01/2006 4:46:36 PM PDT by mysterio

Eek the sporkweasel

Someone alert the mods -- we have a sighting!

:)

156 posted on 08/01/2006 5:00:03 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (A Conservative will die for individual freedom. A Liberal will kill you for the good of society.)

To: bug thomas houseboy

If you think the government can provide efficient, affordable health care, then you’re a moonbat.

If you think the people making American kids die in Iraq would love America and wish us all well if we were not over there, then you’re a moonbat.

If you believe a livable wage is created for all Americans by raising the minimum wage, with no repercussions to the economy in terms of inflation (wiping out the wage increase), loss of available jobs for unskilled workers (wiping out their wage increase), disincentives to start new businesses, then you’re a moonbat.

If you believe it is wrong for the Government to build patterns of phone number interrelationships in order to figure out who eles is in the cell that just lost an agent, then you’re a moonbat.

If you think it is wrong for America to make prisoners uncomfortable, even miserable without inflicting actual permanent injuries in order to get information that will keep our kids from being killed, then you’re a moonbat.

If you think America and Israel should never kill by accident or by collateral damage, non-uniformed combatants who are indistinguishable from the civilians who aid, abet, support, house, shelter, conceal and shield terrorists who intentionally try to kill as many actual innocent civilians as possible, then you’re a moonbat.

If you think stem cell research that could help save lives can only be done using taxpayer dollars, and can only be done using human embryos, but not ones from existing lines but only from new lines (that must only be funded by taxpayer dollars), then you’re a moonbat.

Yeah. That's pretty much it. Got a problem with it?

157 posted on 08/01/2006 5:25:30 PM PDT by NonLinear (He's dead, Jim)

To: bug thomas houseboy

(I am a bug on the zotmobile’s windshield)

Question:
What's the last thing that goes thru a bug's mind when he hits your windshield?

Answer:
His A$$HOLE!

158 posted on 08/01/2006 5:33:00 PM PDT by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)

Is that the legendary spork weasel?

159 posted on 08/01/2006 5:33:35 PM PDT by NonLinear (He's dead, Jim)

I think this is a DORK weasel....

160 posted on 08/01/2006 5:36:25 PM PDT by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)

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