Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Are You a Moonbat? (I am a bug on the zotmobile’s windshield)
Squashed Buggerboy

Posted on 08/01/2006 8:35:11 AM PDT by bug thomas houseboy

If you think all Americans should have access to affordable health care, then you’re a moonbat.

If you want American kids to stop dying in Iraq, then you’re a moonbat.

If you believe a livable wage should be available for all Americans, then you’re a moonbat.

If you believe it is wrong for the Government to spy on our private phone calls, then you’re a moonbat.

If you think it is wrong for America to torture prisoners, then you’re a moonbat.

I f you think America and Israel should be above killing civilians, then you’re a moonbat.

If you think stem cell research could help save lives, then you’re a moonbat.


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: airguitar; barkingmoonbat; burgerflipper; cabanaboy; childleftbehind; clintoncatamite; dontbogartthatjoint; goralpieboy; hackysackchamp; hastalavistamoonbat; helenthomashouseboy; homohouseboy; iamcallingyou; loadthebfg; loser; mdm; momleftthemacon; moonbat; moron; mtvisdeepstuff; parishilton4prez; retard; schoolsout; sionnsar; skateboard; skoolisfourmoruns; sporkweasel; tirebiter; troll; truthtokooks; ughbongwater; wheresmydope; zot; zotboy; zotmobile
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-5051-100101-150151-194 next last

1 posted on 08/01/2006 8:35:11 AM PDT by bug thomas houseboy
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: bug thomas houseboy

If I think you're a flaming idiot, I'm a freeper and you're kitten chow.


2 posted on 08/01/2006 8:35:54 AM PDT by dirtboy
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bug thomas houseboy
If you think this broad is hot, you might be a moonbat:


3 posted on 08/01/2006 8:35:56 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bug thomas houseboy

IB4TZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111ONE


4 posted on 08/01/2006 8:36:12 AM PDT by mysterio
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bug thomas houseboy

You're a spork weasel.


5 posted on 08/01/2006 8:36:18 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Crazier than a rattlesnake at a Thai wedding)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bug thomas houseboy

IBTZ!


6 posted on 08/01/2006 8:36:22 AM PDT by taxed2death (A few billion here, a few trillion there...we're all friends right?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bug thomas houseboy

IBTZ ???


7 posted on 08/01/2006 8:36:22 AM PDT by clamper1797 (CAPITAL LETTERS SUGGEST SOME IMBALANCE IN THE MIND OF THEIR EMPLOYER.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bug thomas houseboy

Of course if you sign up today with a screen name bug thomas you might really be a moonbat.


8 posted on 08/01/2006 8:36:28 AM PDT by groanup (sunshine or thunder)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bug thomas houseboy

Keep your issues.....I have my own subscription, thanks.


9 posted on 08/01/2006 8:36:29 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bug thomas houseboy

Welcome to Free Republic.


10 posted on 08/01/2006 8:36:46 AM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi | Appeasement = Capitulation)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bug thomas houseboy
Shouldn't you be getting ready to mourn?


11 posted on 08/01/2006 8:36:47 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bug thomas houseboy
"If you think America and Israel should be above killing civilians, then you’re a moonbat."

Unlike our (Islamist) enemies we don't target civilians, houseboy. Comprehend the distinction?

12 posted on 08/01/2006 8:39:02 AM PDT by Mr. Mojo
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: bug thomas houseboy

I think America should torture leftists. Does that make me a moonbat?


13 posted on 08/01/2006 8:39:20 AM PDT by detsaoT (Proudly not "dumb as a journalist.")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bug thomas houseboy

Hooooooo! IB4TZ!


14 posted on 08/01/2006 8:39:32 AM PDT by domenad (In all things, in all ways, at all times, let honor guide me.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bug thomas houseboy
If you haven't turned up the beeber on your spork weasel, then you're definitely a moonbat.

Missed the IBTZ by seconds.
15 posted on 08/01/2006 8:40:29 AM PDT by A message (We who care, Can Not Fail)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bug thomas houseboy
I f you think America and Israel should be above killing civilians, then you’re a moonbat.

If you don't realize that Hizbollah launching attacks from civilian neighborhoods is a war crime, you're dumb enough to be a liberal.

16 posted on 08/01/2006 8:40:31 AM PDT by dirtboy
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bug thomas houseboy

17 posted on 08/01/2006 8:40:59 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dead

EWWWWW!!! :-O


18 posted on 08/01/2006 8:41:08 AM PDT by nutmeg ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton 6/28/04)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: bug thomas houseboy

http://myspace.com/hippy100
If you agree with Lief you might be a moonbat.


19 posted on 08/01/2006 8:41:21 AM PDT by CommieCutter
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dead

That pic is too effing funny!


20 posted on 08/01/2006 8:41:42 AM PDT by KC_Conspirator
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 11 | View Replies]

To: bug thomas houseboy

IBTZ


21 posted on 08/01/2006 8:41:48 AM PDT by USMC Veteran ("Life is tough. Life is tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: mysterio
How do you know when someone's been "ZOTTED"? I see the Viking Kitties and the lightning, and all that jazz, but is that a ZOT? I'm corn-fused, please help me!!
22 posted on 08/01/2006 8:41:51 AM PDT by Dooderbutt (It's God's job to judge the terrorists. It's our job to arrange the meeting.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: dead

Just sent you a FReepmail. My eyes! My eyes!


23 posted on 08/01/2006 8:41:52 AM PDT by bwteim (bwteim = Begin With The End In Mind AKA The Swiss Cheese of Transcribers)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: bug thomas houseboy

If your heroes are Nancy "wax" Pelosi and Cindy Sheehan, you are not only a moonbat, you should consider jumping off the Golden Gate bridge. I'll even give you a push.


24 posted on 08/01/2006 8:42:08 AM PDT by pissant
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Tijeras_Slim
Score:

Spork Weasel: 1
Viking Kittens: 0

25 posted on 08/01/2006 8:42:13 AM PDT by Fudd
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]

To: bug thomas houseboy

You do realize, of course, that you are an utter moron? That not ONE statement you make above is factually accurate?

You know, your post has to be one of the most excessively STUPID posting every posted here. In a board with such a long rich history, that is a MAJOR accomplishment. Your post is ultra, completely mega stupid. We will have to come up with a whole new classification of stupid to adequately address your level of idiocy. World Record Stupid! Rock hard dehydrated stupid! Lifetime Achievement Stupid! So stupid it MUST be a lost fragment of the primordial soup from with all imbeciles since have sprung. It sets a whole new standard by which stupidity will be judged from now on! Quick, call the Nobel Comittee. We have to estabish a whole new Nobel Prize for World Record Stupidty just so this poster can be award it!!!

I applaud your courage. Most people attempt to hide their moronic natures but not YOU. NO, you FLAUNT your morondom. You proudly cruise the Internet squealing "I AM THE WORLDS LARGEST IDIOT". I must say I have NEVER seen anyone so willing to make peace with a painful personal truth as you have embraced your imbecility. Well done brave soul!


26 posted on 08/01/2006 8:42:29 AM PDT by MNJohnnie (Fire Murtha Now! Spread the word. Support Diana Irey. http://www.irey.com/)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: USMC Veteran
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
27 posted on 08/01/2006 8:42:48 AM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi | Appeasement = Capitulation)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 21 | View Replies]

To: bug thomas houseboy

28 posted on 08/01/2006 8:43:01 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bug thomas houseboy
IBTZ.

"If you believe a livable wage should be available for all Americans, then you’re a moonbat."

Hey dopey, how can you have a "livable wage" when a bazillion illegals are taking all the entry level and blue collar jobs....and thus deflating wages.
LOL
29 posted on 08/01/2006 8:43:39 AM PDT by taxed2death (A few billion here, a few trillion there...we're all friends right?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Dooderbutt
This should help.
30 posted on 08/01/2006 8:44:05 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Crazier than a rattlesnake at a Thai wedding)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 22 | View Replies]

To: bug thomas houseboy

Been a while since there's been a good zot. I even considered ebaying the BFG, which it is now time to load up.


31 posted on 08/01/2006 8:44:08 AM PDT by JamesP81 ("Never let your schooling interfere with your education" --Mark Twain)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bug thomas houseboy

32 posted on 08/01/2006 8:44:52 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bug thomas houseboy

IBZ.


33 posted on 08/01/2006 8:44:59 AM PDT by JamesP81 ("Never let your schooling interfere with your education" --Mark Twain)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bug thomas houseboy
If you think all Americans should have access to affordable socialized government-run health care, then you’re a moonbat.

If you want American kids to stop dying in Iraq start dying in NYC and other major U.S. cities, then you’re a moonbat.

If you believe a livable wage should be available for all Americans in adopting European labor laws and having 12% unemployment, then you’re a moonbat.

If you believe it is wrong for the Government to spy on our private phone calls spy on terrorists making phone calls in America, then you’re a moonbat.

If you think it is wrong for America to torture prisoners OK to exploit the actions of a few misguided ignorant soldiers, then you’re a moonbat.

If you think America and Israel should be above killing civilians you can wage a war without the tragedy of killing civilians, then you’re a moonbat.

If you think stem cell research could help save lives, then you’re a moonbat. Got me there. I support stem cell research.

34 posted on 08/01/2006 8:46:17 AM PDT by Lunatic Fringe (Man Law: You Poke It, You Own It)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bug thomas houseboy

That's it! Ride your stupidity for all it is worth! Revel in your moronness! Some people rise to greatness but not you! No YOU have chosen a more difficult path, you have chosen to sink to the lowest possible level of idiocy it is possible to reach and STILL be able to operate a computer! Way to flaunt your single digit IQ!!!!! BRAVO! Encore!!!!!


35 posted on 08/01/2006 8:46:31 AM PDT by MNJohnnie (Fire Murtha Now! Spread the word. Support Diana Irey. http://www.irey.com/)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bug thomas houseboy

IBTZ??


36 posted on 08/01/2006 8:47:42 AM PDT by hewhowaits
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Tijeras_Slim

I saw that this morning. I must admit, coffee came out my nose - however; I am still confused on how you tell that you are In Before The ZOT...is there some sort of sign (other than VK's and bombs and stuff)?!?!


37 posted on 08/01/2006 8:48:28 AM PDT by Dooderbutt (It's God's job to judge the terrorists. It's our job to arrange the meeting.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 30 | View Replies]

To: MNJohnnie

LOL!


38 posted on 08/01/2006 8:48:32 AM PDT by bwteim (bwteim = Begin With The End In Mind)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 35 | View Replies]

To: bug thomas houseboy
Moonbat platform:

Minimum Wage, $25 per hour
Free Medical Care for all
100% Estate Tax on anything over $1mil
100% income Tax on income over $1mil
No bombing civilians anywhere
Disband the military and we will all get along.
39 posted on 08/01/2006 8:48:51 AM PDT by GeorgefromGeorgia
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Mr. Mojo

These are not "civilians" [that would presuppose humans], but a different species - "excremist".


40 posted on 08/01/2006 8:49:02 AM PDT by GSlob
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 12 | View Replies]

To: bug thomas houseboy
If you think all Americans should have access to affordable health care, then you’re a moonbat.

Make that "If you can't understand that there is no such thing as free anything, and that redistributing wealth in the form of health care will lead to health care costing the taxpayer more and being of lower quality, then you're a moonbat."

If you want American kids to stop dying in Iraq, then you’re a moonbat.

Make that "If you want Syria and Iran to swoop into Iraq, carve it up for themselves, and pick up whatever WMDs we haven't found yet, you're a moonbat."

If you believe a livable wage should be available for all Americans, then you’re a moonbat.

Nice try. "If you don't understand that a higher minimum wage leads to unemployment, you're a moonbat."

If you believe it is wrong for the Government to spy on our private phone calls, then you’re a moonbat.?

Heh. "If you believe that the government has the inclination and the resources to spy on your calls to Aunt Mabel, you're a moonbat."

If you think it is wrong for America to torture prisoners, then you’re a moonbat.

More like "If you think sleep deprivation, intimidation, feeding people rice pilaf and orange glazed chicken, and providing them with Korans constitutes 'torture,' you're a moonbat."

If you think America and Israel should be above killing civilians, then you’re a moonbat.

"If you think it's Israel's fault that Hezbollah uses civilians as cover, you're a moonbat."

If you think stem cell research could help save lives, then you’re a moonbat.

"If you're twisted enough to favor killing children to save the lives of adults, you're definitely a moonbat."

41 posted on 08/01/2006 8:49:25 AM PDT by Gordongekko909 (I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bug thomas houseboy

Houseboy is a moonbat. IB4TZ


42 posted on 08/01/2006 8:49:58 AM PDT by jazusamo (DIANA IREY for Congress, PA 12th District: Retire murtha.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dead
Dead, that is so wrong on so many levels!
hahahaha

43 posted on 08/01/2006 8:50:19 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (The right wants victory, the left wants to surrender. It's that simple.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: bug thomas houseboy

Your babysitter let you use the computer again, didn't she?


44 posted on 08/01/2006 8:50:24 AM PDT by polymuser (There is one enemy and one war.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bug thomas houseboy
If you've ever gone to a pro-choice rally to pick up women, you might be a moonbat.

If you've ever gone to a pro-choice rally to pick up other women, you might be a moonbat.

If you worry that your hot flashes may contribute to global warming, you might be a moonbat.

If you've ever tried to unlock the wrong hybrid vehicle in the Whole Foods parking lot, you might be a moonbat.

If you've ever had nightmares about Karl Rove reading your MySpace page, you might be a moonbat.

If you've ever been too stoned to protest, you might be a moonbat.
45 posted on 08/01/2006 8:50:29 AM PDT by Redcloak (Speak softly and wear a loud shirt.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Dooderbutt

Usually the mods pull the thread and retitle it. If you get in before that, the poster hasn't been banned. Sometimes they let the poor schmuck live a bit longer to twist under the scorn.


This one got banned between posts 6 and 9 as near as I can figure, I was trying to reprimand dead for that Hillary pic and got the "This Thread Pulled" screen.


46 posted on 08/01/2006 8:51:18 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Crazier than a rattlesnake at a Thai wedding)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 37 | View Replies]

To: tiredoflaundry
The image is seared in my brain. I will never forget it....
47 posted on 08/01/2006 8:51:38 AM PDT by bwteim (bwteim = Begin With The End In Mind)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 43 | View Replies]

To: bug thomas houseboy
If you think all Americans should have access to affordable health care, then you’re a moonbat.

I think all Americans should have access to guns. Then poor people wouldn't need to tax the rest of us for healthcare, they could steal it honestly.

If you want American kids to stop dying in Iraq, then you’re a moonbat.

Well, no. If you want American kids to die in Iraq so you can attain political power, you're a Democrat.

If you believe a livable wage should be available for all Americans, then you’re a moonbat.

There's this "work" thingy, see? That's what makes a wage of any sort "available." You should try it sometime.

If you believe it is wrong for the Government to spy on our private phone calls, then you’re a moonbat.

Or a terrorist. That clicking noise on your line is Karl Rove, Abdul.

If you think it is wrong for America to torture prisoners, then you’re a moonbat.

I don't think "America" does anything like that, but if you let me pick who to torture and what to do with them, we got us a deal.

If you think America and Israel should be above killing civilians, then you’re a moonbat.

"Above" isn't a moral position, it's where you fly the bombers.

If you think stem cell research could help save lives, then you’re a moonbat.

Actually I do. But if you think human foetuses make a dandy cash crop, you're really a moonbat.

Thanks for playing.

48 posted on 08/01/2006 8:52:06 AM PDT by Billthedrill
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bug thomas houseboy

IB4TZ?


49 posted on 08/01/2006 8:52:07 AM PDT by VRWCtaz (A challenge to Liberals: I will read any book you name - if you will do the same. (very few takers))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bug thomas houseboy

50 posted on 08/01/2006 8:52:34 AM PDT by mysterio
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-5051-100101-150151-194 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson