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How Many SEC Students Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?
e-mail | 9/20/2006 | unknown

Posted on 09/20/2006 1:17:16 PM PDT by groanup

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To: ABG(anybody but Gore)

What, are you nuts? That makes like half of Cajun Country yankees! And it makes me pretty damn close!


41 posted on 09/20/2006 1:41:05 PM PDT by Gordongekko909 (Mark 5:9)
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To: Wyatt's Torch
If the flask is curved, you can stick it in your sock or if the security is being really obnoxious, and you just took a shower, in your pants.
42 posted on 09/20/2006 1:41:07 PM PDT by ABG(anybody but Gore) ("By the time I'm finished with you, you're gonna wish you felt this good again" - Jack Bauer)
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To: Wyatt's Torch
We cleverly used our dates undergartments to sneak it in the student section.

Zip-Lock bags are indeed a miracle.

BTW, pick a flippin' mascot and stick with it, Auburnian!

43 posted on 09/20/2006 1:41:10 PM PDT by AngryJawa ({NRA}{IDPA} Proud Infidel Since 1968)
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To: groanup
Go Dogs!

44 posted on 09/20/2006 1:41:19 PM PDT by TheBigB (So I'm over at Elvis's place, bangin' on the bathroom door, goin' "C'mon, did you die in there?")
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To: Wyatt's Torch

"Ha......ha.......fairly clever for a Big 10 guy.....;-)"

I turned down 2 Big-Ten universities to attend a nice little all-male college in Indiana... where 1 of 8 students play on the football team.


45 posted on 09/20/2006 1:41:56 PM PDT by TWohlford
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To: lovecraft

And we all know that you can't spell "Citrus" without UT.


46 posted on 09/20/2006 1:43:06 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: groanup

Can I tell you how much he loves it? He also loves southern women....


47 posted on 09/20/2006 1:43:57 PM PDT by Kimmers
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To: groanup
SEC Football


48 posted on 09/20/2006 1:44:19 PM PDT by groanup (fairtax.org)
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To: Gordongekko909

Okay, okay, okay. I'll move the line to I-20 in Monroe and Shreveport. Happy now? ;^)


49 posted on 09/20/2006 1:44:31 PM PDT by ABG(anybody but Gore) ("By the time I'm finished with you, you're gonna wish you felt this good again" - Jack Bauer)
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To: mtbopfuyn
Commentary (Female)... SOUTH: "Dammit, you slow sumbitch tackle him and break his legs."

That's really funny 'cause it's actually my favorite thing to shout: "BREAK HIS LEGS YOU B@STARDS!!!" Hehe, there's no game in the world like college football!

50 posted on 09/20/2006 1:45:56 PM PDT by The Blitherer (You were given the choice between war & dishonor. You chose dishonor & you will have war. -Churchill)
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To: Kimmers

What's not to love about Southern women?


51 posted on 09/20/2006 1:46:10 PM PDT by groanup (fairtax.org)
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To: ABG(anybody but Gore)

Yes, this makes me happy. I consider Arkansas to be "the North," so this works nicely.


52 posted on 09/20/2006 1:46:11 PM PDT by Gordongekko909 (Mark 5:9)
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To: jdub

So it's probably a good thing it's University of Florida, then?


54 posted on 09/20/2006 1:47:05 PM PDT by BelegStrongbow (www.stjosephssanford.org)
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To: AngryJawa

Hey, just because you can't understand the mascot/battle cry doesn't mean it's an issue....;-)


55 posted on 09/20/2006 1:47:06 PM PDT by Wyatt's Torch (I can explain it to you. I can't understand it for you.)
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To: ABG(anybody but Gore)

I had a pewter flask that was the size/shape of a wallet. They never knew the difference. But the girls could get more in...:-)


56 posted on 09/20/2006 1:48:18 PM PDT by Wyatt's Torch (I can explain it to you. I can't understand it for you.)
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To: TWohlford

You want to go over that again skip?


57 posted on 09/20/2006 1:48:45 PM PDT by wordsofearnest (It ain't the whistle that pulls the train.)
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To: Wyatt's Torch

You tell him. War Eagle!


58 posted on 09/20/2006 1:49:24 PM PDT by CholeraJoe (USAF Air Rescue "That others may live.")
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To: TWohlford
"And anything south of Dayton / Indianapolis is Kentucky, and anything west of Dayton is West Virginia......"

Ahem. That's West by god Virginia.

59 posted on 09/20/2006 1:50:02 PM PDT by Mugwump (Mohammed -- The L. Ron Hubbard of the 7th Century)
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To: groanup

Obviously never attended a Michigan/Michigan State Game or a UofM/OSU game. Wanna see rivalry? We got yer rivalry.


60 posted on 09/20/2006 1:50:59 PM PDT by Tokra (I think I'll retire to Bedlam.)
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