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How Many SEC Students Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?
e-mail | 9/20/2006 | unknown

Posted on 09/20/2006 1:17:16 PM PDT by groanup

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From an e-mail I got today.
1 posted on 09/20/2006 1:17:18 PM PDT by groanup
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To: stainlessbanner

Dixie ping!!


2 posted on 09/20/2006 1:17:58 PM PDT by groanup (fairtax.org)
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To: groanup
Nothing else in the universe comes even halfway close to the glories of Southern football!

Even seen a Notre Dame home game? Last week's debacle excepted, of course. :)

3 posted on 09/20/2006 1:23:32 PM PDT by TonyInOhio (God - Country - Notre Dame)
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To: bourbon

You ever had bourbon at a football game?

Roll Tide!


4 posted on 09/20/2006 1:23:43 PM PDT by petitfour
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To: groanup
NORTH: You ask "Where's the stadium?" When you find it, you walk right in.
SOUTH: When you're near it, you'll hear it. On game day it becomes the state's third largest city.

I think that statement is NOT an exageration...especially at UT (that's Tennessee for you Texas fans)

5 posted on 09/20/2006 1:23:51 PM PDT by lovecraft (Specialization is for insects.)
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To: groanup

Hmmm....

The largest football stadium, always sold out... is WHERE again?

WHERE?

And what side of the MASON-DIXON line is the second largest stadium?

However, I gotta agree with the SEC jokes. BTW, LSU won the National Championship after they hired a YANKEE from a YANKEE UNIVERSITY as head coach. I'm just sayin...


6 posted on 09/20/2006 1:24:06 PM PDT by TWohlford
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To: groanup

Excuse me, but we do have a decent football team, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!


7 posted on 09/20/2006 1:24:53 PM PDT by Dr Stormfist
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To: TWohlford

They don't call it "The Big House" for nothing!


8 posted on 09/20/2006 1:25:28 PM PDT by Abathar (Proudly catching hell for posting without reading the article since 2004)
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To: TonyInOhio
*Snicker*

Great game wasn't it?

9 posted on 09/20/2006 1:26:24 PM PDT by Abathar (Proudly catching hell for posting without reading the article since 2004)
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To: groanup
Commentary (Female)... SOUTH: "Dammit, you slow sumbitch tackle him and break his legs."

So true. A couple Friday nights ago I was sitting by our quarterback's mama and she was yelling much the same. At first, I was worried he wouldn't be allowed to go home that night and apparently so was he because he soon changed tactics.

10 posted on 09/20/2006 1:26:36 PM PDT by mtbopfuyn (I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
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To: groanup

I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes. War Eagle!


11 posted on 09/20/2006 1:27:52 PM PDT by CholeraJoe (USAF Air Rescue "That others may live.")
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To: Letaka

haha, i don't even watch football and I know this is true. I looooove being in the south!

I only love one thing more.
(ok, plus my kids)
(and my dog)
(that's a bunch of things!)


12 posted on 09/20/2006 1:28:19 PM PDT by Shimmer128 (It's a southern thang y'all!)
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To: groanup
Need I say more....
13 posted on 09/20/2006 1:28:26 PM PDT by Igthorn
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To: groanup

You got dat right!!

And they do too have electricity in Arkansas. It's just they haven't figured out how to push it into the wire.


14 posted on 09/20/2006 1:30:05 PM PDT by BelegStrongbow (www.stjosephssanford.org)
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To: lovecraft

Knoxville is bigger than Blacksburg. The Virginia Tech stadium seats 65,000 and the town only seats 40,000.


15 posted on 09/20/2006 1:30:52 PM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: Igthorn

"need I say more..."

Only to the cops who pull you over when you get to the Michigan border...


16 posted on 09/20/2006 1:32:09 PM PDT by TWohlford
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To: groanup
How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb?
None.
They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.
17 posted on 09/20/2006 1:32:27 PM PDT by mikeybaby (long time lurker)
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To: groanup

Go you hairy Dawgs!


18 posted on 09/20/2006 1:32:34 PM PDT by southernerwithanattitude ({new and improved redneck})
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To: TWohlford

Ahem, anybody residing north of I-10 is a Yankee, as far as I'm concerned. ;^)


19 posted on 09/20/2006 1:32:55 PM PDT by ABG(anybody but Gore) ("By the time I'm finished with you, you're gonna wish you felt this good again" - Jack Bauer)
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To: BelegStrongbow
And they do too have electricity in Arkansas. It's just they haven't figured out how to push it into the wire.

You have to do it in a vacuum. The bigger the better. Hoover's work great.

20 posted on 09/20/2006 1:33:45 PM PDT by groanup (fairtax.org)
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