How Many SEC Students Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?

e-mail | 9/20/2006 | unknown

[Kimmers]

Since I am his mom I am not to attracted to southern woman but my neighbor is southern and she can tell you to go to hell and does it with such grace you agree to go and then take her to lunch the next day.....LOL

[EricT.]

There are some UTnuts in my neighborhood that for every UT game paint the front lawn orange/white checkerboard, put up the giant orange UT canopy over the driveway, put on an orange UT full truck hood cover, take down old Glory and replace her with the UT flag, take out the orange UT lawn furniture, set up 7 TV's in the garage (all have the UT game on), and I even think they have a UT beer keg.

I really should take a picture of this madness some day, since most folks that have never been to the South just don't know about Southern football.

[AUJenn]

Ha! I have such a funny story about that from a few years ago. One of my best friends poured some Jack into a baggie and placed it in her "chest region" - the security guards were so busy checking out her unusually large upper-half that they just let her walk right on through. Ah, the good old days, haha -

[dfwgator]

"It was a little place called 'FU'"

[panthermom]

My family and I live for SEC football, the tailgate parties in the RV, we have the flags hanging from our house, the magnets on the cars, and yes when we have our DAWG parties where everything is black and red. I have more Georgia clothing than anything else. OMG.....I AM SO HAPPY IT'S FOOTBALL SEASON!!!!!

HOW 'BOUT THEM DAWGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RiVer19]

Hilarious! Sent to all my SEC fans.

[BelegStrongbow]

Well, ya'll have a real good time with VT and BC, then, okay?

[jch10]

Ain't that the truth!!

War Eagle!!

[absolootezer0]

also RIP Muddy Waters

[MikefromOhio]

LOL

This obviously came from someone who hasn't been to Ohio in Football season...

Or Pennsylvania or Michigan for that matter....

[peacethroughstrength]

GO DAWGS!!!!!!!

[thackney]

Stadium Size

NORTH: College football stadiums hold 20,000 people.

SOUTH: High school football stadiums hold 20,000 people

Michigan - 107,501

Ohio Stadium - 101,568

Beaver Stadium (Penn State) - 107,282

[Labyrinthos]

You forgot one about one of the big differences between northern and southern college football: At most schools in the north, a significant majority of football players graduate with a real college degree within six years with a major that is actually useful in landing a job when their football careers are over. In the south, most football players get into college with SAT/ACT scores that are barely above random guessing, few graduate with a degree within their lifetimes, and those who do graduate have useless majors like "communications" even though they can't speak or write a complete sentence using anything that resembles standard English.

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

We resorted to more "drastic" measures when the school went on some Carrie Nation prohibition kick back in the late 80's and security started checking the girl's purses. After that, hidden flask holsters sold out pretty quick, and socks and clean underwear became de rigeur for all games after that, at least in my frat, though I wonder about a couple of others... ;^)

[JamesWilson]

Penn State's in the South???

[Wyatt's Torch]

Last time VT played an SEC school they lost (Auburn 16-13 in the 2004 Sugar Bowl) and the last time BC played an SEC school they lost (UGA 20-16 2001 Music City Bowl).

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

Get a picture and send it to Blue Collar TV's 'Redneck Yard of the Week'. Or just get a shot and post it here, because that is something I've gotta see!

[groanup]

You're right, I forgot. In the North they graduate with degrees of such brilliance as gender "studies". LOL.

[EmilyGeiger]

Very funny. Thanks for the thread. :) WAR EAGLE

[Izzy Dunne]

a nice little all-male college in Indiana... where 1 of 8 students play on the football team.

A college with only 8 students?

How do you have a team with only one player? (Real busy, I know).