*** ANNOUNCING THE ROVE-YOU-MAGNIFICENT-BASTARD PING LIST ***

11/03/2006 | By Lazamataz

[Lazamataz]

I would like to announce the ROVE, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD ping list.

In it, we will ping you to news items that show that Karl Rove has -- once again -- outwitted the hapless Democrats. Has there ever been such a political giant as Karl Rove? He outwaters Atwater, he outsnakes Carville... he's one of a kind.

Come see his shenanigans, as he outfoxes the liberals yet again! I don't know yet what sort of volume it will be, but please -- I encourage you to post here and let me know if you wish to sign up!

I would like to work this ping list with one other individual who will share in the work of maintaining it.

[Gigantor]

Please add me, too!

[Charles Henrickson]

I've posted this song before on PJ-Comix's DUmmie FUnnies--where Master Rove seems to work his way into almost every thread--but now I've added a MIDI link below, so you can sing along!

THE ROVENESS OF ROVE
Tune: "The Wonder of You"

When no one else can make decisions,
When all opponents are afraid--
One man has might that can't be measured,
Nor can the strength of Rove be weighed.

From his perfect storms he likes to throw
His lightning bolts like Jove;
That's the Roveness,
The Roveness of Rove.

When he says "Jump!" the press says "How high?"
They kneel before him, kiss his ring;
He sees all, knows all, and controls all;
He has his puppets on a string.

I'll watch the moonbats get all caught up in
The tangled web he wove;
That's the Roveness,
The Roveness of Rove.

I'll watch the moonbats get all caught up in
The tangled web he wove;
That's the Roveness--
The Roveness of Rove!

[Steve_Seattle]

Can someone explain to me how this "magnificent bastard" thing started? What does it refer to?

[Enterprise]

LOL - Rove giving life to Adam. In the background are faceless voices all saying "Create me" "Create me too." And Rove: "You are all created."

[Congressman Billybob]

Yep. add me to the list.

Congressman Billybob

Latest article: "Recess at Salisbury State"

Please see my most recent new statement on running for Congress, here.

[Lazamataz]

You magnificent bastards, you have all been added!

[Lil'freeper]

Patton.

[Uriah_lost]

This is gonna be one HIGH VOLUME ping list! He's so magnificent so often....

Ping me baby!

[RW_Whacko]

Add me please.

[sokit2mebb]

Please add me to your list. This sounds like fun! ;)

[Steve_Seattle]

Patton

Then how did "magnificent bastard" become associated with Rove?

[Doomonyou]

Patton used in in reference to Rommell in WWII.

[mwl1]

Please add me to ping list. Thanks

[Lil'freeper]

That I don't know - it's one of those FR things.

But Rove is a magnificent bastard.

[sidetracked]

me too! me too! I wanna get pinged too!!!

[Steve_Seattle]

"That I don't know - it's one of those FR things."

Kind of like "All your . . . belong to us" and "This is series?" Someone made a comment on a thread and it stuck and became common FR parlance?

[LegalEagle61]

Ping-a-ling

Gotta love that magnificent bastard!

[Jemian]

Please add me.

[REDWOOD99]

Magnificently answered!

[etabeta]

please add me too to your magnificent bastard ping list. Thanks.