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FNC: John Kerry Will NOT Run for President!!!
January 24, 2007

Posted on 01/24/2007 9:46:33 AM PST by Howlin

Just breaking.......he's suppose to announce this today!


TOPICS: Breaking News; Politics/Elections
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To: Howlin
Yeah sure. Capt. Flip-Flop will jump in now that he jumped out...err...never jumped in in the first place....so that he can have jumped out before he jumped in and that it will not be a flip-flop because he never jumped out due to the fact that he never jumped in before jumping out.

Right?

141 posted on 01/24/2007 10:14:04 AM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (If voting really changed things, it would be illegal.)
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To: OldCorps
Call!

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142 posted on 01/24/2007 10:14:06 AM PST by stm (Believe 1% of what you hear in the drive-by media and take half of that with a grain of salt)
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To: dangus

That's what you get when you turn the TLB upside down.


143 posted on 01/24/2007 10:14:07 AM PST by HarmlessLovableFuzzball
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To: Howlin

Look! In the sky! It's Captain Obvious!


144 posted on 01/24/2007 10:14:15 AM PST by wouldntbprudent (If you can: Contribute more (babies) to the next generation of God-fearing American Patriots!)
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To: Calpernia
The evil elf doesn't even need to be photo shopped.

The evil elf was once my crongresscritter.

145 posted on 01/24/2007 10:14:32 AM PST by NeoCaveman (rats, rats, everwhere rats)
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To: NeoCaveman

I forgot, we still have John "Breck Girl" Edwards to mock mercilessly.


146 posted on 01/24/2007 10:15:22 AM PST by NeoCaveman (rats, rats, everwhere rats)
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To: SevenofNine

I just had a funny thought, Kucinich and Kerry as the running mate! I have a conga line of 'Lurch and Commie' comic strips waiting to be created!


147 posted on 01/24/2007 10:15:25 AM PST by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
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To: TomGuy
I love the result of his latest "botched joke".


148 posted on 01/24/2007 10:15:36 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (The terrorists have many allies in the United States, especially in the democrat party.)
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To: Howlin

Nuts! I was looking forward to The Beast ripping him apart!


149 posted on 01/24/2007 10:15:56 AM PST by AmericanChef
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To: Howlin

Dammit


150 posted on 01/24/2007 10:16:09 AM PST by kerryusama04 (Isa 8:20, Eze 22:26)
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To: Howlin

He decided not to run, before he decided to run.


151 posted on 01/24/2007 10:16:13 AM PST by dfwgator (The University of Florida - Championship U)
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To: Calpernia

Yeh, we will now have to rely on Kuchinich....and probably Al 'slap dat donkey; make 'm kick' Sharpton for entertainment.

The Ice Queen probably won't provide much.


152 posted on 01/24/2007 10:17:09 AM PST by TomGuy
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To: Howlin

The first '08 victim of Hillary's FBI files.


153 posted on 01/24/2007 10:17:14 AM PST by pabianice
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To: Howlin; Liberty Valance
Wasn't John Kerry in Vietnam?
154 posted on 01/24/2007 10:17:17 AM PST by Brucifer (JF'n Kerry- "That's not just a paper cut, it's a Purple Heart!")
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To: mystery-ak

That is a GREAT pic!


155 posted on 01/24/2007 10:17:17 AM PST by RushCrush (God Bless our fine military! Thank you for your service! We are forever indebted to you!)
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To: Rummyfan

Licorice: "Mistress Heinz says he is afraid of impatient Hillary as his VP."

156 posted on 01/24/2007 10:17:30 AM PST by Diogenesis (Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum)
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To: NeoCaveman

I'm so sorry!


157 posted on 01/24/2007 10:17:47 AM PST by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
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To: AUJenn

Teeraisins willl be 70 0r 71 in 2008. She could barely keep up with the pace of a campaign in 2004.


158 posted on 01/24/2007 10:17:57 AM PST by Boston Tea Party
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To: N. Theknow

Perhaps he's trying to reduce his 'carbon footprint'. Ha!!!!


159 posted on 01/24/2007 10:18:15 AM PST by RushCrush (God Bless our fine military! Thank you for your service! We are forever indebted to you!)
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To: Rummyfan

I gave my love a cherry
That had no stone
I gave my love a chicken
That had no bones
I gave my love a story
That had no end
I gave--
SMASH!
Sorry...

160 posted on 01/24/2007 10:18:30 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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