Posted on 04/30/2007 10:10:39 AM PDT by Omega Man II
Al Gore Says Breast Feeding Deters Global Warming
By Biff Scuzzy
Apr 30, 2007, 09:02
NEW YORK - Former vice president Al Gore believes breast feeding can play a significant role in deterring the rise of global warming.
Speaking yesterday afternoon at the Earth Institute's annual solar picnic in New York's Central Park, Mr. Gore declared, "If one out of two mothers in developed countries were to breast feed their children, the mean temperature of the Earth could be lowered one degree by the year 2090."
As he stood beneath a banner that read, "Use your globes to save ours," the former vice president explained how the production, transportation, and preparation of one quart of cow's milk added to the increase in global warming, but the production of one quart of breast milk did not.
Mr. Gore was then joined on stage by his wife, Tipper, spokeswoman for the Earth Institute "Tits for Tots" campaign. Mrs. Gore removed her blouse and demonstrated proper breast feeding techniques on an infant mannequin.
After she had finished her demonstration and had acknowledged the cheers of the crowd, Mr. Gore shouted, "What Tipper just did would get her stared at and mocked in many public places in the United States, even though she's got a fine rack for a woman her age. I mean, any age. Are those some good-looking puppies or what?"
an image Mr. Gore then kissed his wife passionately before she quit the stage.
The former vice president concluded his remarks by urging lawmakers at the state and national levels to pass legislation making it illegal for anyone to stare at or to make lewd remarks about women breast feeding in public places such as buses, restaurants, and amusement parks.
"If you grew 'em, your kids can chew 'em," said Mr. Gore. "Hey, that would make a great campaign slogan, wouldn't it?"
This thread is worthless without pecks!.......
I like a good parody that starts off marginally credible (indicting the subject by the silliness being believeable) then getting progressively more absurd. NPR’s april fools stories have this down to an art form.
You had me going until “Tits for Tots.”
I would be happy to feed off her, if only to save the earth.
The only thing this bozo has said that works for me!
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My fear is that someone will post that pic of Fat Ted on the boat.
The things I’m willing to do for my planet!
what a BOOB!
He made that up.
Let’s nip this thing in the bud quickly!
"You know, education - if you make the most of it - you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck believing in algore and global warming."
This would be the same Al Gore that pissed in that whirlpool bath on SNL. ( that is true! )
I think that Gore has really missed the true potential of this solution to Global Warming. He’s only confined it to babies and their mothers. However, Global Warming is SO serious of an issue that we’ve got to do everything possible to cool the planet - NO sacrifice is too high. Therefore, I think that Gore should propose making this mandatory for all people (but especially males, who consume more milk because they are larger). We could even harness the power of the capitalistic system by giving women an incentive to produce and provide more milk, by folding this program in with the carbon credit program that Gore has already proposed.
:>)
the guy is the biggest boob since Joe McCarthy
And to think that I was feeling guilty for not doing my part. Apparently, I have! /sarc
naw! this is the kind of thing
I can really sink me teeth inta!
“”If one out of two mothers in developed countries were to breast feed their children, the mean temperature of the Earth could be lowered one degree by the year 2090.””
Bwhahahahahah
I cant believe anyone is taking him seriously anymore!
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