Posted on 05/29/2007 10:48:05 AM PDT by Digital Disaster
Today's top story:
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said she saw "firsthand evidence that climate change is a reality" after leading a congressional delegation to Greenland over the weekend. "The ice in our drinks melted twice as fast as the last time we were here" she stated. "Also, several members of our delegation personally witnessed dead or dying bugs by the swimming pool that were obviously being effected by the higher than usual temperatures."
In observance of Memorial Day, Speaker Pelosi laid a wreath at the statue of Fluffy, the polar bear photographed last year floating away on a small ice berg. "This brave animal gave its life so George Bush can drive pickup trucks," the California Senator tearfully intoned. When asked by a reporter if she had any message concerning the sacrifices made by the U.S. Armed Forces, she replied, "What the hell does that have to do with global warming?"
No doubt Nancy epitomizes everything the Democrat Party stands for. You go, girl!
Scooter peace out.
She may be on to something - I’ve noticed climate change around me not long after a nice meal of burritos and adult beverages.
“The ice in our drinks melted twice as fast as the last time we were here” she stated....L.O.L.....maybe your brain is melting twice as fast?
Memo to Nancy:
1. Polar bears are semi-aquatic mammals that routinely swim 50 miles or more from shore.
“Range: They spend their entire life associated with pack ice. Females may prefer ice along the shoreline while others prefer moving sea ice at the floe edge -usually within 180 miles of shore.”
http://library.thinkquest.org/3500/polarbear.htm
2. The polar bear population has doubled in the last 50 years.
http://www.tcsdaily.com/article.aspx?id=051806J
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