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Choose new middle name for Barack HUSSEIN Obama (Compliments from Doug From Upland)
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Posted on 02/29/2008 7:51:44 AM PST by yoe
CHOOSE NEW MIDDLE NAME FOR BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
You are bidding on a framed genuine FAKE birth certificate of Barack Hussein Obama. Did I say that his middle name is Hussein? I did? Okay.
Here is the fun part. Because it is apparently against the rules to use the middle name of HUSSEIN, the winning bidder will have the opportunity to choose a new middle name to replace HUSSEIN. It will be inserted in the FAKE certificate. We can begin using the name, and then we won't have to worry about being arrested by the DemocRAT PC police for using the actual real name HUSSEIN.
Let's see how these might sound. Barack Milhous Obama. Barack Fitzgerald Obama. Barack Fidel Obama. Barack Wolfgang Obama. Barack Rodham Obama. It will be your choice. Be creative!
Won't it be nice to use his entire name again? You knew JFK and FDR. We don't want to have to call him B.O. do we? That stinks.
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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 666; barrack; hussein; husseinobama; obama
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To: Current Occupant
Barack Benedict Obama
INDEED.
141
posted on
02/29/2008 8:28:07 AM PST
by
Quix
(GOD ALONE IS GOD; WORTHY; PAID THE PRICE; IS COMING AGAIN; KNOWS ALL; IS LOVING; IS ALTOGETHER GOOD)
To: yoe
I heard someone say “Milhouse”
To: Reaganesque
143
posted on
02/29/2008 8:29:19 AM PST
by
Reaganesque
(What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. --Oscar Wilde)
To: highball
I give it a day before eBay pulls the listing.
lol - I give it less than that....STILL giggling over it, though!
(Anyone send it to Rush yet?)
144
posted on
02/29/2008 8:29:24 AM PST
by
Dasaji
(The U.S.A. is the Land of Opportunity and you've got 50 states to do it in!)
To: yoe
Idi Amin Obama
145
posted on
02/29/2008 8:29:51 AM PST
by
normy
(Don't take it personally, just take it seriously.)
To: yoe
What happens when it becomes known that Baraq was the name of the winged horse that Mohammed rode from Mecca to wherever he went? He is going to need a new first name too.
146
posted on
02/29/2008 8:29:55 AM PST
by
MtnClimber
("Bullfighting, Mountain Climbing and Auto-Racing are the only real sports.)
To: yoe
When did the rules change?
I recall FDR, JFK, LBJ, HHH, RMH, GRF
Carter (Earl) and Reagan (Wilson) skipped the middle name thing, then it was back again with BJ Clinton.
What I want to know is that after 7 years of Libs/Dems comparing Bush to various chimps and monkeys, when can we start doing that to Barry?
147
posted on
02/29/2008 8:30:19 AM PST
by
TC Rider
(The United States Constitution ? 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
To: yoe
Barack Delano Obama
Barack Earl Obama
Barack Androll Obama
148
posted on
02/29/2008 8:30:21 AM PST
by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys: Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat; but they know what's best for us)
To: yoe
Barack “Yo Momma” Obama...I think that has a nice ring to it.
149
posted on
02/29/2008 8:30:57 AM PST
by
Paco
To: N. Theknow
Barack E.N. Bullwinkle Obama
150
posted on
02/29/2008 8:31:17 AM PST
by
EternalVigilance
(With "Republicans" like these, who needs Democrats??)
To: yoe
Barack Wheat Obama
To: yoe
Barack Kabum Obama
Got a nice sound to it.
152
posted on
02/29/2008 8:31:27 AM PST
by
discipler
(Listen to Glenn Beck and be very afraid.)
To: yoe
A lot of great ones!
How about Barack N-white Obama
To emphasize his multi-racial appeal. As a bonus if you say it fast, it sounds like an Engrish pronunciation which should appeal to those with far-eastern ethnic heritage.
153
posted on
02/29/2008 8:32:11 AM PST
by
ecinkc
(Pulling for truth)
To: yoe
Barack FlimFlama Obama
Leni
154
posted on
02/29/2008 8:33:01 AM PST
by
MinuteGal
(FRed and Mitt are Still My Guys)
To: N. Theknow; All
Barack Moseley-Braun Obama
Barack “Doctor Yakub” Obama
Barack “The Irishman” Obama
155
posted on
02/29/2008 8:33:24 AM PST
by
AbeKrieger
(There is a special place in Hell for Lyndon Johnson.)
To: ecinkc
156
posted on
02/29/2008 8:34:00 AM PST
by
discipler
(Listen to Glenn Beck and be very afraid.)
To: yoe
157
posted on
02/29/2008 8:35:52 AM PST
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: yoe
To suggest the obvious...
If we want to be more sensitive to Muslim feelings, we should look to the teaching of Obama supporter Louie Farrakhan's Nation of Islam.
When you have a birth name you do not want to use just substitute "X" (as in Malcolm X).
Barack Hussein Obama ==> Barack X Obama
158
posted on
02/29/2008 8:36:09 AM PST
by
drpix
To: discipler; All
Barackman Turner Obamadrive
159
posted on
02/29/2008 8:36:31 AM PST
by
AbeKrieger
(There is a special place in Hell for Lyndon Johnson.)
To: yoe
I've already offered up my version in an earlier thread:
Barack McGovern Obama
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