Posted on 03/19/2008 8:13:02 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, and Doctor of Democracy. He is the man who runs America. He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
(...and here I am, talking about ‘proper grammar’ Gads!)
I just thought it was a really good example of irony...;-)
CHAOS:
CRUSH
HILLARY
AND
OBAMA
SPONTANEOUSLY
Some of us dyslexics do the best we can.
Now IRON MY SHIRT!
“Bush and McCain and Reagan IS two different people”
I thought she said McClain! Just how many peoples are Bush, Reagan and McClain?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x3636864
“By the way many preachers in white churches scream and yell, speak in tongues, roll on the floor to help fill the donation plate.”
LOL!!!
I wonder what you’d think if I were to say all white churches were like that, or all white people need that to enjoy church? :-p
Good.
I think we try to hold ourselves to a higher standard than texters.
Hubby has been stuck in the middle of the smelly downtown protesters today — since 4:15 a.m.
Not a happy person.
Most pastors have a larger vocabular that this guy. They dont' need vulgar language to make their point, but those who do need to be called out on it. Jesus didn't curse like a sailor and if we believe in His example, we shouldn't either.
Nobody holds a candle to Rev. Ike.....SEND ME MONEY!!!!
You know, the sad thing is that the public has been treated the last week to terrible statements coming out of the Lord’s pulpits. That’s what troubles me most. There’s no love of Christ or love one to another being spoken. That’s the shame of it. Take care dear.
Peace,
kate
Mike Huckabee response when asked about Obama/Wright........
As easy as it is for those of us who are white, to look back and say “That’s a terrible statement!”…I grew up in a very segregated south. And I think that you have to cut some slack — and I’m gonna be probably the only Conservative in America who’s gonna say something like this, but I’m just tellin’ you — we’ve gotta cut some slack to people who grew up being called names, being told “you have to sit in the balcony when you go to the movie. You have to go to the back door to go into the restaurant. And you can’t sit out there with everyone else. There’s a separate waiting room in the doctor’s office. Here’s where you sit on the bus…”
And you know what? Sometimes people do have a chip on their shoulder and resentment. And you have to just say, I probably would too. I probably would too. In fact, I may have had more of a chip on my shoulder had it been me.
You are allowed, because of your sunny disposition, to jump on me with impunity. I forgot. My apologies.
The “two people” gave it away for me right from the get go.
I LIKE IT!
Courtesy comment:
Have you tried anger management?
ROFL! Good to see you, Miss Silvie ... I must admit that I miss Mr Plante in the evenings. He’s on too early for this west Coaster ..
I heard her say—McCLANE!
I hope he gets a chance to tazer one....
Fuddy! Hey there, you! Hope that you’re feeling better.
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