McCain Expresses Support for Antarctic Polar Bear Relocation

Polar Bear Conservancy ^ | 3/31/08 | staff

[pissant]

Republican presidential candidate John McCain voiced support on March 31 for the Polar Bear Conservancy's Antarctic Relocation Program.

"This is exactly the kind of creative public-private partnership we ought to be exploring. I support the basic concepts of this program," McCain said.

Conservancy biologists and engineers will begin moving the first polar bears to Antarctica on Earth Day, April 22nd, 2008.

[pissant]

It’s a spoof. I finally found the fess up about it

[ModelBreaker]

There go the penguins.

[21twelve]

I’m sure you are coorect. It had been a long time since I lived in Minnesota, but I’m pretty sure there are more wolves there now than ever too.

[sport]

Relocating the polar bears to Minnesota would be a great idea. They could help control the Democrat population.

[21twelve]

And would help to make ice-fishing more exciting too!

[Ditto]

I vote to relocate them to Capital Hill. There, they will be well stocked with plentiful blubbery creatures to fest upon, but will also find formitable competitors in search of that same prey. It will be a good fight and we'll find out who's the greatest land carnivor of all. After all, neither has ever had a competitor for the top spot on the food chain before.

I'm picking the Bears.

[Enchante]

YUM, I’ll bet those penguins will be tasty morsels for the polar bears...... like tender chicken fingers

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

That ain’t relocating, that’s bearnapping!

And the ransom note is paid through some grant...

[pissant]

I’d like to see them eat a few hundred congressmen and a few thousand bureaucrats

[woofie]

I would like a baby Polar Bear ...I live in the desert but I will get good air conditioning if I can have one

[pissant]

Fortunately this was an april fools joke story. Unfortuantely, his phony concern about the polar bears isn’t.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Ayup.

Ya figger we could send some un-bearable polarticians to Aunty-arctica?

[pissant]

They make good jerky, from what I hear.

[pissant]

Indeed. The need has been bruin for awhile. It’s bearly the tip of the iceberg.

[JRios1968]

I’ll help load them into the cargo pallets, to airdrop them.

[adi]

I agree with you. Let’s get on with this and drill ANWR.

[muawiyah]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Incredible.

Last guy out was a Palestinian.

[andyandval]

Glad you guys liked it!

[DoughtyOne]

No it’s not. On O’Reilly he stated that he was an environmentalist.

When asked if he would support drilling in ANWR, he stated, “No, I won’t support drilling there. It’s pretty. I’m an environmentalist” (paraphrased)

[DoughtyOne]

John McCain's Whimsical World of Conservatism

1982/00/00 McCain enters Congress, with his family accepts first of nine trips some aboard Keating's leer jet, three of which include stayovers at Keating's Caribbean resort (not reported as required)
1983/09/28 McCain joins 26 other Republicans to vote with the Majority Party Congressional Democrats to demand U.S. Troops exit Lebanon, winds up on the losing side
1986/04/00 Cindy McCain and her father invest $359,100 in a Charles Keating strip mall
1987/00/00 McCain has received $112,000 by this time for Congressional and Senate campaigns, from Charles Keating, his relatives, and his employees, the largest amount to any Keating 5 member
1987/04/02 McCain joins four Democrats to intercede on behalf of his S&L Owner friend Keating with Ed Gray, chairman of the Federal Home Loan Bank Board and also banking regulators (2 meetings)
1989/00/00 McCain discloses Keating trips as his involvement in the S&L scandal breaks, reimbursing $13,433.00 with no repercussions as late as seven years after the fact
1990/10/02 McCain votes to Confirm Justice David H. Souter from New Hampshire to be an Associate Justice on the Spreme Court
1993/10/10 McCain co-sponsors an unsuccesful bill to cut off funding of United States troops in Somalia
1993/08/10 McCain joins the Demcrats and most Republicans voting to confirm Ruth Bader Ginsberg, the worst justice on the court today.  Three Republicans vote Nay.
1993/01/13 McCain and Kerry release the Sellect Committee report urging the MIA issue be put to rest so that Vietnam could be granted normalized relations with the U.S., over objections by MIA family and veterans groups.  Video1  Video2  ( I do not endorse all of the information presented in video1 here.  The video does touch on a number of topics, and I think most are germane )  If I could have found video that contained most of this information without touching on McCain's POW exerience I would have posted it instead.  Still, there are parts of McCain's POW experience that are troubling.  I'd just rather not go there.  Video2 shows how one MIA family rep is treated, confirming some of the reports in Video1.
1994/07/24 McCain joins with the Demcorats to confirm nominee Stephen Breyer to be an Associate Justice on the SCOTUS.  Nine Republican voted Nay.
2000/00/00 McCain joins Democrat Russ Feingold to introduce Campaign Finance Reform, an effort funded by George Soros  Article
2000/00/00 McCain was the keynote speaker at the ultra-liberal Philadelphia convention sponsored by George Soros, Kerry keynoted at another Soros event...
2000/11/20 McCain participates in the production of a gun control spot for Oregon's Proposition Five.  (Circa this date, prior to the November election.)  Article
2001/00/00 McCain founded the Reform Institute funded by George Soros
2001/05/15 McCain introduces the Gun Show Loophole bill S890, with Carper, Lieberman, DeWine, Clinton, and Schumer co/sponsoring. Analysis
2003/03/19 McCain joins Democrats to vote against drilling in ANWR.
2003/10/30 McCain joins Lieberman again, this time to introduce the Climate Stewardship Act (Gorebal worming et al)  Thomas  Bill S139
2004/08/05 McCain announces he deplores the Swift Boat adds against Senator John Kerry, and asks the White House to refute them.
2005/00/00 McCain resigns from the Reform Institute he founded with George Soros
2005/05/12 McCain joins Ted Kennedy to introduce McCain/Kennedy immigration legislation that would wind up making illegal immigrants citizens
2007/02/17 McCain states he will close Guantanamo Bay terrorist detainment center on his first day in office  Video  (same as date link on the left)
2007/03/22 McCain gets the pledged support of Chuck and Sue Cobb, Jeb Bush's Florida Director of the Free Trade of the Americas effort.
2007/06/00 McCain joins Baldwin, Shays and Meehan to file an amicus brief against the Wisconson Right to Life organization  brief  The wrong side of a pro-life issue, helping pro-abort Feingold
2007/06/18 McCains Gitmo problem, close the base, grant Geneva Convention status, stop water boarding...
2008/03/26 McCains speech to the World Affairs Council, Europe may get veto power over some of our foreign policy...
2008/05/09 McCains interview with O'Reilly... I won't drill in ANWR... it's pretty... I'm an environmentalist.  (note: there's a good chance he may have an environMental disorder)
2008/05/12 McCain Joins the Goreball Worming Cult, sounding more like Al Gore every day...  McCain's Oregon add Video
2008/05/13 McCain takes an Environmental walk, with the leader of the Cascade Land Conservancy... (another series of fruit loop moments)
2008/05/27 McCain anounces support for severe cutbacks on our nuclear weapons, withdrawing battlefield nukes from Europe and giving our nuclear waste to an international body