Posted on 09/06/2008 10:16:23 PM PDT by Brookhaven
How many Barack Obamas does it take to change a light bulb?
It is not Barack Obama who will change the light bulb. We are the change our light bulb is waiting for.
I'm saddened that the lightbulb burned out. This isn't the lightbulb I knew.
How many Obama supporters does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the light bulb and thousands of others to scream "yes we can".
ballgame bump
No need to change it. It's a new energy saving bulb.
Laughing MAO Bh!!!!
Ha! I tell you, this place if full of talent!
Two good ones in a row there, Bh.
Yes, Obama's 'train to nowhere'. . .
It's almost as if; he tries to anesthetize his audience by the first three-quarters of 'the trip'; and then for 'fool-the-eye/ear, good measure' Obama runs words together - and ends with a crash of sorts, that is meant to be experienced as a meaningful closure to the trip.
Am amazed even more; how many are still following from behind - and are fooled into thinking they are actually did go somewhere special, on Obama's nowhere train.
Latest case of disastrous 'run-on' is his slip re his 'Muslim faith'; then his correction per nudge from Stephanopolis; and the gibberish he finishes with. (i.e. 'say WHAT?')
He poses the question as if no more than a teaser; and either pretends to answer it; or acts like he assumes, it is so banal and simple; that his audience has answered it for him.
But again; and yes, his thoughts a 'train to nowhere' or they are just carried on a 'train -without a track'.
Monday bump.
Almost two months of new material, I’m sure there are some new ones out there.
One to lament it was a tragedy that the United States Supreme Court never addressed the issue of redistributing the nation’s wattage to achieve social and economic luminance, and promise that when elected he will take the excess wattage from the brightest 5% and spread it around to the less liminous 95% of Americans.
Three. One to promise to change 95% of Americans lightbulbs to a brighter bulb, one to take away 5% of American’s brighter bulbs, and one to investigate and smear the plumber that asked a question about his light bulb plan.
One to start in a 30 minute infomercial that will skim over how he actually plans on changing the lightbulb, but make you feel all warm about the prospect of him actually changing it.
#16 is my fave so far...!
Hey, what are you doing up freeping at 0130? Get some sleep! :)
I think #37 nails it.
Hey, we’re not on EST over here.;) Besides, it’s almost a family ritual for us to check FR & Drudge together last thing at night. Somehow we still manage to sleep...
BTTT
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