Prehistoric Oregon latrine trove of fossil DNA

AP ^ | 21 Sep 2008 | Jeff Barnard

[TruthWillWin]

I also know where Applegate is....

[bert]

.....Caprolene, the lode stone of Green Earthers....

Then there is capranol. A capranol martini will get you up and running.

[Battle Axe]

I think it is north of Lakeview and the home of a geyser.

Oregon has a lot of “stuff” mostly weird. I think they also have a magnetic point.....where your compass goes nuts.

[SunkenCiv]

Scatman Carruthers.

[Fred Nerks]

PAISLEY CAVES.

Human coprolites from this deposit have produced AMS radiocarbon dates as old as the camel astragalus.

ARTIFACT GALLERY.

[uglybiker]

...the waves of a lake that comes and goes with the changing climate.

Oh no! Everyone knows that the climate has always stayed the same! That is, until those g-d@mned western capitalists started spewing all their poisons into the biosphere!

The science is settled!! It's settled, cammit!!!!

LALALALALALALALA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!

[Wuli]

Oh,

you took the fun out of my light-hearted scenario;

even if you are right.

[Danae]

LOL Portland being by far the wierdest.

[Cold Heart]

Lake Abert

[Towed_Jumper]

“If I ever sign up at DU as a freeper troll again, “Coprolites” will be my screen name.”

I guess being a “Copro-lite” beats being a “Copro-heavy”.

[SunkenCiv]

[SunkenCiv]

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