You can think of them as similar to this...
Posted on 10/27/2008 9:29:28 AM PDT by crymeariver
Dear Red States:
If you manage to steal this election too we've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California.
Northeast Wisconsin and Southern Illinois are conservative Republican.
It’s the same dreamy stuff that keeps liberals warm & fuzzy all over...that is why if is left, it can’t be right!
here in the peoples demokratik repulik of michigan, our canadian socialist feminazi governor goes with you too...
Dear Blue States:
You get 90% of the murders, unemployment, and unaffordably high cost of living.
We get 90% of the oil, steak, and guns.
And buy a map - there are plenty of beautiful beaches along our Gulf Coast and Southeastern Coastline.
In short - don’t let the door hit you in your Blue ass.
Best regards,
Red States
Blue States,
-Good luck with all those angry, unemployed auto workers
-Good luck with the two highest rates of HIV in the country
What about mine in IL?
Sorry Charlie. California is going back to Mexico, where have you been? All of those companies that you think that you will get will move to Red State America so that they won't have to pay your totalitarian taxes. You might want to skip the whole breaking up the country and just move to China, Cube or I hear that Venezuela is lovely this time of year.
And when the left coast shakes, rattles and rolls over on you, don’t come crying or when Mt.Hood blows its top. Also forget about restitution for past injustices etc as an excuse for failure. And when your progressive and enlightened citizenry decides to make tofu the national food, just imagine the fun we will have with visitors begging for BBQ and Fried Chicken etc. By the way, I don’t think McTofu will fly here in the real USofA so don’t even try!
Dear Blue States. Uh uh. Oh , you can leave, but it will be by COUNTY not State. We will not allow our Red brothers to be kept in bondage. So you can have ALL the nice blue urban areas. You will of course need your passport to get to the Ikea store in another town. You will also need one to obtain food, water and power. Bye.
Red America
Dear metrosexual, pompous-ass, Blue guys,
Would the Red counties of Washington state (with most of the hydroelectric power) be allowed to join the Red states? How about rural California? Do they get to chose? What about upstate NY, and middle Pennsylvania? Minnesota outside of Minneapolis? Illinois outside of Chicagoland? You think all those gun-toting, Bible-thumping rednecks are going to simply say “Yup, dog-gone it, now where did I leave my ‘No Blood for Oil’ and ‘Bush Lied’ signs?”
On the plus side for us: Alaska and Texas would be allowed to fully exploit their oil reserves.
On the negative for the you Blue coasters: Your corporate taxes will increase in Blue America where companies currently located there will consider the near shore possibilities in RedLand. Sound far-fetched? When we returned from overseas, California was worrying that companies were moving to Arizona because of taxes.
Oh by the way, you’ve probably gotten upset this past summer over $4+ for a gallon of gas? Well, get used to it, since you really don’t have any of your own outside of Pennsylvania and California. Oh and food costs? Well, our food is going to get a little more pricey!
As a consolation, we’ll send you the folks from the following: Asheville, NC, Austin, Texas, and assorted libs enclaves.
Signed,
Warm blooded, America loving, Red State MAN!
You can think of them as similar to this...
This Hoosier is moving to Jesusland. I can’t stand living in the Socialist Republic of California.
We get the oil. Right?
They tried to pull this crap 150 years ago. We kicked their asses then, and we’ll kick their asses again if we have to.
Dear Blue States,
1.We get the Military
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out!
It's a deal! ROLL TIDE!!!!!!!!!!
You got it wrong,
We didn’t get our butts kicked,we’re just re-grouping.
Dear Blue Statists,
After we’re done choosing sides; our side; the side that actually fights for freedom; will tell you where you can live. But we’ll be nice. We’ll take the globally-warmed states. You can have the rest.
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