Posted on 11/04/2008 9:09:29 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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They bring night sticks, you bring a gun. A nice .38 Special or 9mm hollow-point third-eye would discourage them from obstructing one's way.
Clint Eastwood might say something like: "Well, you boyz gonna use them sticks or start humming Motown..."
This thread is quiet today? Usually we would have 150+ posts here!!
You gotta “feed the bulldog”...and here’s the link to the Kerrville paper re: Rush buying the GM car:
http://dailytimes.com/story.lasso?ewcd=32a5bd86403bd6b5
The only way El Rushbo will stay on the air...is to do the job for his advertisers, by reaching us. SO let’s tolerate that commercial—at least we (unlike NPR) believe in free markets and free minds.
Dittoes to the all seeing, all knowing Maharushi!
And it's ONLY on YouTube!
WHere's the MSM on this?!!!
Damn, looks like we’re in for problems. Sad thing is our DOJ has laid down for an 8 year nap.
Is that Alan WITHOUT his makeup?? LOL
That audio clip Rush played was Eddie Rendell, Gov PA...not Congressman Moron
Had to jump through some hoops to find it and it's not
made the press anywhere as of 11:30 this morning...
What's even sadder....black folks acting just like Bull Connor.
Proverbs 29:2 When the righteous thrive, the people rejoice; when the wicked rule, the people groan.
Proverbs 14:34 Righteousness exalts a nation, but sin is a disgrace to any people
Proverbs 21:1 The king’s heart is in the hand of the LORD; he directs it like a watercourse wherever he pleases.
2 Chronicles 7:14 if my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land.
Proverbs 29:2 When the righteous thrive, the people rejoice; when the wicked rule, the people groan.
Proverbs 14:34 Righteousness exalts a nation, but sin is a disgrace to any people
Proverbs 21:1 The king’s heart is in the hand of the LORD; he directs it like a watercourse wherever he pleases.
2 Chronicles 7:14 if my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land.
the msm view his remarks as self evident - no news to be reported
*At the Elko, NV rally, Palin’s Dad came up to the mic and said that as a child he taught her how to field dress a moose and tomorrow she’s going to field dress a donkey.*
Kindred to the Palins now and forever! Opening day[shotgun,deer] is coming up in NY state...
On the one hand, if an Obama presidency would mean the destruction of Israel, then I expect God to not allow it, because nothing in the bible indicates this is God's plan for Israel.
On the other hand, if our worst fears of an Obama presidency are realized, I can't think of a more effective preparing of the way for the Antichrist.
Pray for our country!
Well they could be out voting or helping others get to polling places.
I’m with Rush, why is Obama out campaigning if he has it “in the bag”?
Arggggg...either my computer connection or FR is acting up .... SOOOOO not the day to do this.
Guess I’m not as astute as you are. I just get annoyed when he breaks out in a commercial. I’ll butt out and let small business benefit from the maja rushie.
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