[lewisglad]

sounds like the MSM is in full gush mode already!

[theDentist]

Well, she's not in movies for her mental acuity, that's for sure

[Batman11]

Ok, so where is the mega-ton barf alert?

[massgopguy]

OMG, the White House will be either Celebrity Crib or House Party.

[YHAOS]

Idiot

[ClearCase_guy]

"I would want to be there when he writes his speeches," Desperate Housewives actress Andrea Bowen tells PEOPLE.

Uhhhhhhh, honey? I've got bad news about that. He doesn't write the speeches. He just reads the darn things.

You moron.

[TSgt]

Sorry, she gets a pass from me. ;)

[brytlea]

Has there ever, in the history of the world, been such a large group of such vapid, shallow, overpaid people? They astound me!

[sarasota]

What a simpleton.

[RedCobra]

It all kinda makes you wanna puke, dosent it?

[techcor]

I think she means she wants to have his babies. She's going to have to stand in line behind the MSM like Chris Mathews.

[MplsSteve]

“If I’m the Secretary of State, does that mean I get to wear a secretary outfit?,” Katy Perry says. “[I’d] probably [want] that position just for the fashion!”

My god, I sincerely hope she was being tongue in cheek when she made that comment.

[ZULU]

I hope and pray that Obama doesn’t abuse his kids by exposing them to the Harlots of Hollywood at such a young age.

[keepitreal]

After Miss Hathaway realized that babysitting might require her to help with homework way beyond her first grade education, she changed her mind:

“Ummm like I’d like to be the Secretary of the Interior, you know, the official decorator, ummm you know, because like the White House is so ummm white. It’s time we painted it a cheerier color like ummm pink, in honor of that great gal Medea Benjamin (you know, I loved her in that movie Private Benjamin, but am so glad she gave up umm like her gross warring ways to give peace a chance). And, all that old furniture.... what’s wrong with this country? Can’t our, you know, new metrosexual president at least have new furniture in the building. I saw some great stuff on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. I could make that old building a new Presidential Pad.”

[WheresMyBailout]

This from a person who was the girlfriend of a multimillion dollar church thief.

[ProfoundMan]

"[I'd be] hip-hop ambassador," says rapper Common. "I could deal with social issues like not having parents. I'd work with that and pay attention specifically to the children."

Call me a stickler, but isn't the problem that the parents aren't around to help the kids out not that the kids didn't have parents?

Typical liberal intellectualism - better to feel right than to do right.

[dead]

more celebrities chime in:

• "I would like to get some coke and take a limo ride with the president," warbled Andy Dick, sporting wood.
• "I would like to be invited to dinner at the White House, because I like to eat dinner a real lot and would really eat anywhere but if I were at the White House I would want it to be for dinner," mumbled Rob Reiner, through a partially chewed chicken.
• "I would like to save the animals because animals are nice and should be saved and President Mobomba will save the animals from the crypto-flashlist Republican war mongrels," burped Kate Hudson, to her sophisticated European friends.

[Random Access]

"I would want to be head babysitter,"

Ah... Monica's former position at the White House.

[romanesq]

Attention whore. Like the Secret Service would need her help.

Hey Ann, why don’t you go visit your boyfriend in jail for doing a Bernie swindling people out of millions.

Millions that you took full advantage of living the high life.

And she probably not only enjoyed the fun money but it’s said she may have been the one to drop a dime on him when the Feds were closing in.

Jerk.

[astounded]

...”I would want to be head babysitter,” the Bride Wars star tells PEOPLE.”...

Actually, I wouldn’t mind if she would be my “head” babysitter...

[upchuck]

Can we get People Mag permanently banned from FR?

What a waste of bandwidth and storage space.