The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Monday, January 19, 2009

The EIB Network ^ | 01/19/09 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

1 day until the complete transition from the USA into the USSA PINGS.

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

[Enterprise]

Bump

[svcw]

Rush, the only remaining media voice that's sane.

[Unrepentant VN Vet]

After spending most of the weekend remodeling a bathroom, I really needed that, WBC.....

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Congrats on winning the new Rush EIB Golden Microphone award!

We are so screwed.

[advertising guy]

S U P E R B O W L B O U N D B A B Y !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CedarDave]

FedEx just came and I received my ticket to see and greet the President tomorrow...

It's not what you think. I'm going to greet President Bush on his return to Texas and thank him for keeping us safe these past eight years and supporting our military. I waited in the cold eight years ago as he left for Washington from the same location and want to greet him on his return.

Ticket shows a picture of W and Laura seated on a bench at the Crawford ranch with the two dogs between them. A cowboy hat is on the armrest, W is wearing boots and Laura is wearing a beige pantsuit.

[svcw]

Say this in a whiny eight year old voice.........luckeeeee.

[Fawn]

I can't watch any or hear anymore about the second comings inaugaration. I immediatly change the channel when he is mentioned. Makes me sick.

By the way....they had a chart for:
Clinton....
they have one for
Bush....

Will they have one for the Zero?

[advertising guy]

just heard on local radidio that CBS is calling this “Yes We Can Day”

[Unrepentant VN Vet]

Can’t be there, so please thank the Man for me and mine as well.

[sono]

Here ... work and lurk mode ON.

[Biggirl]

Good morning/afternoon, megaRUSHTEACHESUSBEFOREPEBO’SCORONATIONdittos from Biggirl. PING!!!! :) =^..^=

[vacuumbob]

CONGRATS!!!!!!!!To the Cards...

[acsrp38]

Coronation?? Don’t you mean Ascension?

[Fawn]

[Clint N. Suhks]

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Congratulations! I teared up during his farewell address. Yea I’m sappy. I hope he knows that there are more than a few of us who are thankful that he protected us and while we have not always agreed with every decision he has made, he has always been strong on National Defense.

Please let us know how it goes!