President Obama protected and freed the Islamic terrorists,
and has begun to make slaves of the children of America 2009.
Democrats. Sometimes the sheet just fits.
Posted on 02/11/2009 9:02:42 AM PST by Mojave
"Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit Obama's national debt." -- Tip o'the hat to Herbert Hoover
The best things in life are free, but President Obama's tax advisors are working hard at work trying to solve that problem.
President Obama plans to start printing income tax forms on Kleenex, so it will be easier for us to pay through the nose.
President Obama will make it a lot easier for most people to do their income taxes next year. No jobs, no income.
If President Obama listed free enterprise on his tax return, it would have to be listed as a liability. That's because he just writes it off.
Today the IRS released new guidelines on how to avoid audits while Obama is the president. Number one - Don't list excessive deductions. Number two - File your return on time. Number three - Register to vote as a Democrat.
Now that Obama is the President you can still get ahead if you get up early in the morning, work late every day and hit the lottery.
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Why are you looking here? The joke is in the White House.
Obama doesn’t joke about himself. That would be racist.
>Why are you looking here? The joke is in the White House.
Ouch.
Barack Loves Thee
Barack loves Thee! This we know,
Katie Couric tells us so.
All our base to Him belong;
We are weak, but He is strong.
Yes, Barack loves Thee!
Yes, Barack loves Thee!
Yes, Barack loves Thee!
So do as you are told.
President Obama protected and freed the Islamic terrorists,
and has begun to make slaves of the children of America 2009.
Democrats. Sometimes the sheet just fits.
Did you hear, Obama is calling for a new tax on aspirin.
Really? why?
Because they’re white and they work.
I’m not laughing. This is like Thelma and Louise.
It would be like anti-Hitler Germans making Hitler jokes in the 1930's. It accomplishes nothing and trivializes what is happening and what it portends for the future.
Ask yourself, “Are you better off today, than you were 3 weeks ago?”.
I respectfully disagree. One of the most effective political weapons is to make your opponent into a buffoon.
I used this same Planet of the Apes pic in a post back when this whole bailout started with Henry Putin. It absolutely reflects the socialist economic holocaust taking place at this very moment.
From the 1930's Davar newspaper column called Be'vat Tzehok (With a Smile):
American: Medical science here has advanced 10 steps forward. Look, not along ago they amputated a man's right leg and made him a wooden leg - he ended up being one of the best soccer playersFrenchman: And here not long ago a man's arm was amputated and they made him an artificial wooden hand and he's now one of the best pianists
German: And here, one man lost his head in the Munich beer hall putsch. They say he now has a wood head, and he's one of the leading rulers.
Not only is turning the opponent into a joke an effective political weapon, it is an emotional release that is much healthier than the alternative, crying.
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