You’re scaring me. I had better place my order for pitch forks and torches, quickly.
Our forefathers never trusted government.
Of course they never met the wonderful, humanity-loving, Liberals of today, whose constant thoughts are involved in denying themselves and sacrificing for the benefit of the United States of America and her freedon-loving citizens.
How fortunate we are to have a paternalistic Liberal-controlled government ready to provide jobs for us, answer the deep questions of religion, teach us what thoughts to think, and even modify the value of our currecy for our good.
Be Angry, not afraid.
And all belivers should be resorting to the greatest weapon in our srsenal-—pray without ceasing.
That’s just the mildest
of the probable scenarios.
I have the pitchfork and torch concession.
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