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The "Country" of TEXAS...(Check it Out)

Posted on 04/15/2009 4:54:36 PM PDT by Dallas

THE COUNTRY of TEXAS

So what does Texas have to do to survive as a Republic?

1. NASA is just south of Houston, Texas. We will control the space industry.

2. We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United States .

3. Defense Industry--we have over 65% of it. The term "Don't mess with Texas ," will take on a whole new meaning.

4. Oil - we can supply all the oil that the Republic of Texas will need for the next 300 years. What will the other states do? Gee, we don't know. Why not ask Obama?

5. Natural Gas - again we have all we need and it's too bad about those Northern States. John Kerry and Al Gore will have to figure out a way to keep them warm....

6. Computer Industry - we lead the nation in producing compute chips and communications equipment -small companies like Texas Instruments, Dell Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD, Atmel, Applied Materials, Ball Miconductor, Dallas Semiconductor, Nortel, Alcatel, etc, etc. The list goes on and on.

7. Medical Care - We have the research centers for cancer research, the best burn centers and the top trauma units in the world, as well as other large health centers. The Houston Medical Center alone employees over 65,000 people.

8. We have enough colleges to keep us getting smarter: University of Texas , Texas A&M, Texas Tech, Texas Christian, Rice, SMU, University of Dallas , University of Houston , Baylor, UNT (University of North Texas), Texas Women's University, etc. Ivy grows better in the South anyway.

9. We have an intelligent and energetic work force, and it isn't restricted by a bunch of unions. Here in Texas, it's a Right to Work State and, therefore, it's every man and woman for themselves. We just go out and get the job done. And if we don't like the way one company operates, we get a job somewhere else.

10. We have essential control of the paper, plastics, and insurance industries, etc.

11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the Texas National Guard, the Texas Air National Guard, and several military bases. We don't have an Army, but since everybody down here has at least six rifles and a pile of ammo, we can raise an Army in 24 hours if we need one. If the situation really gets bad, we can always call the Department of Public Safety and ask them to send over the Texas Rangers.

12. We are totally self-sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs, and several types of grain, fruit and vegetables, and let's not forget seafood from the Gulf. Also, everybody down here knows how to cook them so that they taste good. Don't need any food.

13. Three of the ten largest cities in the United States , and twenty-three of the 100 largest cities in the United States , are located in Texas . And Texas also has more land than California , New York, New Jersey, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Massachusetts, Maryland , Rhode Island and Vermont combined.

14. Trade: Three of the ten largest ports in the United States are located in Texas .

15. We also manufacture cars down here, but we don't need to. You see, nothing rusts in Texas , so our vehicles stay beautiful and run well for decades, well most of the time.

This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic of Texas in good shape. There isn't a thing out there that we need and don't have.

Now to the rest of the United States under President Obama:

Since you won't have the refineries to get gas for your cars, only President Obama will be able to drive around in his big 9 mpg SUV. The rest of the United States will have to walk or ride bikes.

You won't have any TV as the Space Center in Houston will cut off satellite communications.

You won't have any natural gas to heat your homes, but since Mr. Obama has predicted global warming, you will not need the gas as long as you survive the 2000 years it will take to get enough heat from Global Warming.

Signed, The People of Texas

P.S. This is not a threatening letter - just a note to give you something to think about and maybe a chuckle!

SLEEP WELL TONIGHT "THE EYES OF TEXAS ARE UPON YOU!!"


TOPICS: US: Texas; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: get0r0done; godblesstexas; statesrights; yeeehaaawww
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To: Spktyr
We will, however, use nuclear weapons to sever California from the continent and let it float off into the ocean.

Cool. That way we won't have to drive so far to get to the coast.

41 posted on 04/15/2009 5:11:36 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. -- Texas Eagle)
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To: Dallas
Photobucket WOW Impressive post!!! Very impressive. TX would do just fine on it's own, in fact, much better on it's own. Can you then kick the illegals out? If they seriously secede real Americans nationwide will be streaming into TX.
42 posted on 04/15/2009 5:11:37 PM PDT by mojitojoe ( Idiots elected a Marxist ideologue with narcissistic personality disorder & America is dying.)
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To: Texas Eagle
I live here in CA, too, and I think an invasion would be waaaay more cool.

If they invaded wearing blue windbreakers with the ICE logo on the back, they'd pretty much have a deserted state to themselves.

43 posted on 04/15/2009 5:11:52 PM PDT by Hardastarboard (I long for the days when advertisers didn't constantly ask about the health of my genital organs.)
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To: IrishCatholic

Also, at the rates we intend to charge the rest of you for our petroleum and gas (we’d be joining OPEC), it’d take all of, oh, three days to pay for all of it.


44 posted on 04/15/2009 5:12:26 PM PDT by Spktyr (Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
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To: IrishCatholic

We lease it all back to the remaining US... another source of revenue. :->


45 posted on 04/15/2009 5:12:40 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: Hardastarboard

Then you have to learn twang. :)


46 posted on 04/15/2009 5:12:57 PM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote.)
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To: Dallas

Texas (Amarillo) has the nuke refurbishing facility. Nukes as in bombs that is. I believe this is the only one in the country.


47 posted on 04/15/2009 5:12:57 PM PDT by Need4Truth (Buy little or nothing until he's gone.)
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To: Dallas

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48 posted on 04/15/2009 5:13:07 PM PDT by glock rocks (Candy apple purple!)
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To: txroadkill
Yes we do. The State of Texas has it's own Army, Navy and Air Force.

Not to mention that Texas can confiscate all the federal military bases and their equipment (I would guess that 75-80% of the personnel on those bases would gladly defect and join Texas).

49 posted on 04/15/2009 5:13:39 PM PDT by meyer (Obama is to the USA as Mugabe is to Zimbabwe.)
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To: IrishCatholic

No Problem....when you start paying “our” TEXAS gas tax...we’ll have you paid back in no time.


50 posted on 04/15/2009 5:13:44 PM PDT by Dallas
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To: BobL

Sheriff Joe in charge of the Border Patrol!


51 posted on 04/15/2009 5:14:04 PM PDT by dynachrome (Barack Hussein Obama yunikku khinaaziir)
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To: dynachrome

The only flies in the ointment are the border and the illegals. Youse guys can figure a way to correct that, I am sure.
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Big a** wall and lots of border patrols. Catch illegals, send them back immediately


52 posted on 04/15/2009 5:14:19 PM PDT by mojitojoe ( Idiots elected a Marxist ideologue with narcissistic personality disorder & America is dying.)
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To: unkus

Any liberals will be treated as spies. We hang em...


53 posted on 04/15/2009 5:14:55 PM PDT by Dallas
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To: BobL
Break out a 9mm and see how they react. If they say “cool” (like my kids would do), then an instant green card.

There should be bonus points if they break out their own gun in an act of self defense or is able disarm you in a quick martial arts move taught by the USMC. :->

54 posted on 04/15/2009 5:15:04 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: Dallas

I live 15 miles from the Texas border. When Texas secedes, I’ll make the walk. And stay.

Texas is home of my father (and generations of his family), my sister, and both of my dogs. I’m a full Texan by right.


55 posted on 04/15/2009 5:15:21 PM PDT by Skooz (Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us)
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To: Dallas
Also, Texas has it's own Independent power grid. If there were to be an attack on the the US power grid by Terrorist, Texas would not be effected
56 posted on 04/15/2009 5:15:33 PM PDT by txroadkill (Medicare, Medicaid and now we have Medi-Car)
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To: mojitojoe; dynachrome

Re illegals, remember, Gov Perry tried to implement Operation Linebacker, which would have put a massive National Guard presence along the border, but the Feds blocked him..


57 posted on 04/15/2009 5:16:03 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: Need4Truth

It is the only nuclear weapon construction/refurbishment facility in North or South America. And it’s in Texas, because nobody else wanted it. Imagine that.


58 posted on 04/15/2009 5:16:11 PM PDT by Spktyr (Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
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To: Dallas

Any liberals will be treated as spies. We hang em...
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I’ll bring the rope.


59 posted on 04/15/2009 5:16:31 PM PDT by unkus
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To: Dallas

I don’t live in Texas now, but I own property there. I think I should get citizenship upon request. I hope that works anyway.


60 posted on 04/15/2009 5:16:52 PM PDT by SaxxonWoods (Charter Member, 58 Million Club)
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