What a bunch of fools. Endangering us all.
Send the illegals directly to the ER.
There’s a solution
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And of course they’ll all tell the truth. /s
Sounds amateurish.
And the passengers will reply, “No.”
I thought that some countries were taking the passengers’ temperatures as they entered the country. That might at least do some good.
All it will take is for people to bring this to a few dozen cities, and then it will be a bit late to act.
But no doubt they’ve got plenty of Tamiflu for Obama and his pals.
Scuzza moi, do you have any swine flu? No? Oh, pardone. Please come on in!
A bit late..
Border? What border?
Some poor U.S. tourist who mistakenly drank the water or ate some fruit will be stuck in Mexico.
Meanwhile, the illegals will be entering at sites that aren’t checked.
Great solution.
KEERIST!
Above her pay grade too??
Is there anyone in this cabinet that can tell the difference between a tail and a set of horns so they can grab the bull and face the situation?
Asking about whether they’ve been ill... right.
“Excuse me, sir, have you been ill?”
“COUGH HACK COUGH HACK HACK COUGH COUGH... No, senor.”
“That’s fine. Welcome to the United States of America. Would you like a pillow? Is there anything we can do for you?”
CLOSE THE BORDERS AND CLOSE THEM NOW!
How can they ask about the flu at the border if the illegals are crossing it..................... ILLEGALLY!
I guess this includes illegals?
We can’t control diseases at the boarder if we can’t control the flow of illegal immigration.
Illegal immigration is now a public health danger.
http://www.cdc.gov/swineflu/investigation.htm
It first looked mostly like a swine flu virus but closer analysis showed it is a never-before-seen mixture of swine, human and avian viruses. A direct vaccine won't be available for months, Tamiflu meds do help a lot.
Here's the kicker, it is H1N1 type virus, so what? It is the same strain as the Spanish flu that killed millions and was thought extinct since 1957.
How did it reappear and recombine with avain and human flus to make a new very lethal virus? It has a 6% mortality rate and is spreading in Mexico rapidly as an aerosol.
It kills by getting your immune system to over-react and fill the lungs with fluid. The younger and healthier, i.e. better immune system, the more lethal it is. That's what makes it so unusual from all other flus.
It was first detected in Mexico on March 18th and no alerts were given. Anyone who has been to Mexico in the last two months was exposed, 10 day incubation period. Even if you had a mild case you may have passed it on. The patients are expanding exponentially and the many rural areas of Mexico have not been surveyed.
We have to quarantine Mexico immediately.
This may be a WMD attack because of the possibly manufactured nature of the mutation of this virus.