Posted on 08/26/2009 7:37:38 AM PDT by Lockbox
…………..You might be a Kennedy.
Plagiarizing Jeff Foxworthy’s ‘You might be a redneck’routine, I think we should have a ‘You might be a Kennedy’list.
1. If you every drove a car off a bridge……… You might be a Kennedy.
2. If you were married for 12 years, had two children and got the marriage annulled……… You might be a Kennedy.
3. If you and Chris Dodd made waitress sandwiches……… You might be a Kennedy.
4. If you ever cheating on a test and were expelled Harvard ……… You might be a Kennedy.
5. If you ever said "Do we operate under a system of equal justice under law? Or is there one system for the average citizen and another for the high and mighty?" ……… You might be a Kennedy.
6. If you ever had an affair with the family’s 14 year old babysitter……… You might be a Kennedy.
7. If your brothers' both had an affair with Marilyn Monroe……… You might be a Kennedy.
Please feel free to add other examples of ……… You might be a Kennedy.
>>If you ever had an affair with the family’s 14 year old babysitter……… You might be a Kennedy.
Gary Puckett:
Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run girl,
You’re much too young girl...
So hurry home to your mama
I’m sure she wonders where you are
Get out of here
Before I have the time
To change my mind
‘Cause I’m afraid we’ll go too far
If you have a specific gravity less than one.
If you can’t drive a car, pilot a boat or fly a plane, you might be a kennedy.
If you killed anyone doing any of those things, you definitely are a kennedy.
If you’re honored and admired for being fat, drunk and stupid, you might be a kennedy.
Sorry, I’m going to have to give you the “In Bad Taste” award for today. This could have waited till tomorrow. We are not DU.
(hey, just picture your mom saying that to you!) ;)
Great post Race!
If your death causes much weeping and sadness . . . among distillers.
LOL
I bought and tried to read the paperback. I was so disgusted after 52 pages I threw it out.
Correct.
FR will not be falsely honoring this murdering POS drunk like they probably are doing.
We both know that once Teddy catches on fire in hell folks will be forced to don shades.
I propose we name the Obamanation Health Care Bill for Messr. Kennedy. My offerings:
Bridge to Health Care.
Swimming In Health.
Life Preserver Bill.
Or my FAVORITE:
S enior
P rotection
L ife
A ssurance
S upplemental
H ealth
S.P.L.A.S.H. for short.
Thanks Mom, I was thinking this maybe should wait as you suggeted, but then that never stopped a Kennedy......
But son, you're BETTER than a Kennedy...
Today, Ich bin ein Kennedy..........
We both know that once Teddy catches on fire in hell folks will be forced to don shades.
Those are the choices? "Falsely honor" him or post thread after thread and comment after comment like the ones seen here all day? I like Sarah Palin's approach better. She gave a brief statement offering her sympathies. Now in addition to the news coverage lionizing Ted Kennedy, I will likely listen to stories about the hatred and scorn posted on conservative websites, and know that in the latter case, the media is telling the truth.
I recall my disgust at the carrying on done on liberal websites when President Reagan passed, but I hoped FR was a little better than that. No one has to put on a tribute to Senator Kennedy, but what exactly is supposed to be gained with the venom being posted here about someone who just died?
Applause Applause! Our moms would be proud of you!
Nice slapdown, sounds like a schoolmarm thinking she can bully men like the 8 yo’s she teaches.
Those who can do...
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