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CONTEST: "Awarding Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like...."
Free Republic ^ | Oct 8 2009 | By Lazamataz

Posted on 10/09/2009 6:36:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz

I have decided that the award of the Ignoble Piss Nonprize to Obama for utterly no achievements whatsoever, is worthy of a thread dedicated to mockery of the Norwegian BrainTrust Kids that offered it to him.

The Nobel Committee has decided to COMPLETELY shed themselves of even a SHRED of CREDIBILITY. Leftists are confused, even. Muslims are outraged. Pretty much everyone on the planet is simultaneously saying "WTF??!?", so in response, I want to start a contest: Who can come up with the funniest line finishing this sentence?

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: chat; vanity
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To: Tzimisce

Giving Iran nukes in our quest for peace.

Ouch!


181 posted on 10/09/2009 7:28:23 AM PDT by CPT Clay (Pick up your weapon and follow me.)
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To: Lazamataz

... giving the March, 2009 Academy Award to 2012.


182 posted on 10/09/2009 7:28:46 AM PDT by dangus (I am JimThompson)
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To: All
THE CONTEST RESULTS, UPDATED!!!

All of your entries have been retabulated, and the winner is STILLLLllllll....

BARACK OBAMA!!!!!

183 posted on 10/09/2009 7:29:52 AM PDT by Lazamataz (DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
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To: r9etb

Grauman’s chinese theater *spell check is stupid*


184 posted on 10/09/2009 7:30:09 AM PDT by Dallas59 (No To O)
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To: paws_and_whiskers

>> AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.... awarding Mr. Universe title to Michael Moore. <<

Among all competitors, he does have the strongest quantum gravity field.


185 posted on 10/09/2009 7:30:29 AM PDT by dangus (I am JimThompson)
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To: abishai

Nice ones!


186 posted on 10/09/2009 7:30:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz (DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
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To: Lazamataz

Awarding Barack Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like giving astronaut wings to a four-year-old with a bath towel ‘cape.’

Awarding Barack Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like giving John Kerry a Purple Heart for a hangnail.

Awarding Barack Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like awarding a multi-billion-dollar contract to a sixth-grader’s sidewalk lemonade stand.

Awarding Barack Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like naming someone the victor on “Iron Chef” after they correctly prepare Hamburger Helper according to the box directions.


187 posted on 10/09/2009 7:30:42 AM PDT by Sloth (For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of the International Olympic Committee.)
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To: CPT Clay

Having NAMBLA own and operate a child care center.


188 posted on 10/09/2009 7:30:45 AM PDT by cpdiii (roughneck, oilfield trash and proud of it, geologist, pilot, pharmacist, iconoclast.)
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To: Lazamataz
Based on what others have suggested -- let every October 9th be forever known as October Obama Fool's Day, to memorialize the Folly of Obama-types and those who idolize them. Happy OOFday!
189 posted on 10/09/2009 7:30:48 AM PDT by bvw
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To: Ann Archy
Is like a blond dating O.J. Simpson:


190 posted on 10/09/2009 7:31:47 AM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (Nothing to see here. Move along.)
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To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....

...A senator voting YEA on a bill they haven't read.
191 posted on 10/09/2009 7:31:57 AM PDT by domeika
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To: Sloth
Great entries!

However, Barack Obama still had the best entry.

He didn't actually write it down, but he still wins.

192 posted on 10/09/2009 7:32:03 AM PDT by Lazamataz (DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
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To: TheThirdRuffian

But he ONLY dates blondes.....probably blonde men in prison also!


193 posted on 10/09/2009 7:33:00 AM PDT by Ann Archy
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To: Dallas59
Grauman’s chinese theater *spell check is stupid*

;-) I know ... but it was fun posting the pic....

194 posted on 10/09/2009 7:34:25 AM PDT by r9etb
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To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....naming Michelle Obama as one of the 100 most beautiful women in People.
195 posted on 10/09/2009 7:34:41 AM PDT by inflorida
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To: r9etb

Now I gotta watch it!


196 posted on 10/09/2009 7:35:04 AM PDT by Dallas59 (No To O)
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To: domeika
Like an Olympic medal for...


197 posted on 10/09/2009 7:35:13 AM PDT by RummyChick
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To: Lazamataz

Bronco Bomber winning the Nobel Peace Prize is less satisfying than my morning dump.


198 posted on 10/09/2009 7:35:53 AM PDT by tx_eggman (Obama has "Czars" because men with more integrity than he has still use the titles "Don" and "Capo")
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
Hey..... I have received that prize only it was hound dog poo. Maybe the “water dog” will award nobama the same prize.
199 posted on 10/09/2009 7:37:00 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: Lazamataz
"You win."

LOL!! I'm hoping this award is an omen of history repeating itself, that is, like Carter, Obama will also be a one-term President.

200 posted on 10/09/2009 7:39:01 AM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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