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CONTEST: "Awarding Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like...."
Free Republic ^ | Oct 8 2009 | By Lazamataz

Posted on 10/09/2009 6:36:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz

I have decided that the award of the Ignoble Piss Nonprize to Obama for utterly no achievements whatsoever, is worthy of a thread dedicated to mockery of the Norwegian BrainTrust Kids that offered it to him.

The Nobel Committee has decided to COMPLETELY shed themselves of even a SHRED of CREDIBILITY. Leftists are confused, even. Muslims are outraged. Pretty much everyone on the planet is simultaneously saying "WTF??!?", so in response, I want to start a contest: Who can come up with the funniest line finishing this sentence?

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: chat; vanity
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To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE:
awarding the Detroit Lions the Lombardi Trophy after the first game of the season.
21 posted on 10/09/2009 6:41:53 AM PDT by dblshot
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To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....awarding the Office of the Presidency of the United States to a Kenyan born usurper.
22 posted on 10/09/2009 6:42:09 AM PDT by Dewey Revoltnow (People don't respect that which they don't earn.)
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To: Lazamataz

Awarding the national championship to Notre Dame.


23 posted on 10/09/2009 6:42:17 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.............getting all wee-wee-d up.

I nearly wee-d when I heard it.


24 posted on 10/09/2009 6:42:19 AM PDT by netmilsmom (Psalm 109:8 - Let his days be few; and let another take his office)
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To: Lazamataz

bttt


25 posted on 10/09/2009 6:42:23 AM PDT by maine-iac7 ("He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help" LINCOLN)
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To: Lazamataz

It’s like the book

“Macs for Dummies”

redundant.


26 posted on 10/09/2009 6:42:32 AM PDT by MrB (Go Galt now, save Bowman for later)
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To: netmilsmom
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.............getting all wee-wee-d up.

OUTSTANDING ENTRY!

27 posted on 10/09/2009 6:42:57 AM PDT by Lazamataz (DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
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To: NMEwithin

and roasting said pig for ramadan dinner


28 posted on 10/09/2009 6:43:05 AM PDT by wayne_b24 (every day in the Light is a good day ... John 8:12 & 14:6; Psalm 119:105; Joshua 24:15)
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... giving a Posthumous Medal of Honor to Mohammed Atta


29 posted on 10/09/2009 6:43:08 AM PDT by Erik Latranyi (Too many conservatives urge retreat when the war of politics doesn't go their way.)
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To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....
30 posted on 10/09/2009 6:43:15 AM PDT by Red in Blue PA (If guns cause crime, then all of mine are defective!)
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To: Lazamataz

Awarding a Grammy to Milli Vanilli


31 posted on 10/09/2009 6:43:32 AM PDT by bobsatwork
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To: dblshot

Perfect. The awarders of the prize are all Communists. It is now awarded to the most Anti-American possible.


32 posted on 10/09/2009 6:43:34 AM PDT by screaminsunshine (!!)
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To: netmilsmom

ROFL!


33 posted on 10/09/2009 6:43:41 AM PDT by Red in Blue PA (If guns cause crime, then all of mine are defective!)
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To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... awarding it to an abject Communist ruler, like Mikhail Gorbachev, or awarding it to the 2nd worst President in American history, Jimmy Carter.
34 posted on 10/09/2009 6:43:45 AM PDT by Jeff Head (Freedom is not free...never has been, never will be. (www.dragonsfuryseries.com))
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AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.............

Giving the “Father of the year” award to John Edwards


35 posted on 10/09/2009 6:43:52 AM PDT by thepatriot1 (...brought to you courtesy of the Red, White and Blue)
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....

Awarding Katrina Looter Dude the Prize for Economics


36 posted on 10/09/2009 6:43:56 AM PDT by delphirogatio (Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil; Who put darkness for light, and light for darkness)
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To: dblshot
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE: awarding the Detroit Lions the Lombardi Trophy after the first game of the season.

I like this one, except I would say the Kansas City Chiefs, since the Lions at least have a win now.
37 posted on 10/09/2009 6:43:57 AM PDT by Dewey Revoltnow (People don't respect that which they don't earn.)
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To: Erik Latranyi

Great one!!!


38 posted on 10/09/2009 6:44:14 AM PDT by Lazamataz (DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
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To: Lazamataz
The Nobel Committee has decided to COMPLETELY shed themselves of even a SHRED of CREDIBILITY.

Sorry, sweetheart, but they did that long ago when Yassar Arafat won.


39 posted on 10/09/2009 6:44:37 AM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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