If it were legitimate, the prize would go to the guy with the biggest arsenal.
Posted on 10/09/2009 8:12:12 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
H**l no, Mrs. Springman could kick his little a**!!!!
Perfect!
If it were legitimate, the prize would go to the guy with the biggest arsenal.
Gibbs should really take Abraham Lincoln’s advice to heart, “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”
Euroweenies have arsenal envy!
*ROTFLMAO* Too funny.
Joe S. is a dolt!
Totus winning the IgNobel peace prize bump.
I finally realized why Zero won -
He was awarded the Nobel Prize because it is Breast Cancer Awareness month...and honestly, is there a bigger boob in the entire world?
Badabing!
I’m feeling old now, I remember when Rush first talked about his trip to the White House to see GHWB.
Why doesn’t Rush just shout at the hilltops he doesn’t give a damn what the TRUTH does to EITHER Party.
That is their problem. Yeesh!
Mama!
KABUL - The Taliban Friday condemned the decision to award this year’s Nobel Peace Prize to U.S. President Barack Obama, saying he had “not taken a single step towards peace in Afghanistan”.
“We have seen no change in his strategy for peace. He has done nothing for peace in Afghanistan. He has not taken a single step for peace in Afghanistan or to make this country stable,” Taliban spokesman Zabihullah Mujahid told AFP.
“We condemn the award of the Noble Peace Prize for Obama,” he said by telephone from an undisclosed location.
“We condemn the institute’s awarding him the peace prize. We condemn this year’s peace prize as unjust.”
Amen, sister.
AM I the only one that finds Huckabees reaction to be yet one more Pussification of the GOP?
Christ, if that putz sucks up much harder, hes gonna have a mouth full of OBAMA!
And people want this idiot to run for Pres on the GOP ticket? Have we lost our collective minds, folks?? (rhetorical) (Rant off)
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BTW—Hello FRiends ;-)
OBAMA named new grand wizard of klu klux klan. Members awed by greatness change ways and have love in. They’ll now be known as ‘Sheets for peace’.
You say now that you lead the anti-amnesty movement against W, but at the time I specifically remember you saying that you lead no movement and as I remember it was TGO that had his surge to call Congress. Just setting the record straight.
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