The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Friday, October 9, 2009

The EIB Network ^ | 10/09/09 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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[Sparko]

“Breaking News: Barack Obama leads the Detroit Lions to It’s First Super Bowl Victory!!!!”

First black/white Kenyan Arab Hawaiian to do so, if I understand correctly.

[RSmithOpt]

Breaking....Obammy Awarded Funniest man in all of History!!!!

[RushCrush]

This is an outrage! This is akin to Al Gore being given an Oscar / sarc.

...and about as relevant

[Matchett-PI]

bttt

[ReneeLynn]

One wonders what is going on today with Hillary Clinton?

[mylife]

Breaking!!! Obama wins Mr Universe competition!!!

[IMissPresidentReagan]

She knows she would have been better equipped to have answered that 6 a.m. phone call. ;)

[Springman]

Related story, Barack Obama goes back in time and leads the Detroit Tigers to beat the Twins.

[Eagle50AE]

Breaking NEWS:

Barook Oboma Bit** Slaps SURVIVORMAN, scoffs at 7 days in wilderness, intends to spend 100 days walking across Sahara Desert alone, with only 4 ants, 3 scorpions and 2 grub worms to survive on..

[Sparko]

LOL. I believe it.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Could Gibbs be any dumber?

[khnyny]

Perhaps this is what Biden meant when he said that “Obama will be tested”. He decisions regarding Afghanistan and Iraq could be the test, especially in light of this “win” of a Nobel Peace Prize.

If Obama approves the surge, and listens to McChrystal he will lose much support of his base and will risk the derision and disapproval of the “world community”. Not listening to his General's advice would be disastrous for American interests and assure that Obama is a one term POTUS.

[Sparko]

"Related story, Barack Obama goes back in time and leads the Detroit Tigers to beat the Twins."

LOL.

Breaking News (News/Activism)

• White Smoke over Vatican, Cardinals Elect Obama as Pope!
• Obama wins Comrade of the Year Award!
• More ...

[IMissPresidentReagan]

But the real question is, Could BHO beat Chuck Norris in hand to hand combat?

[Milhous]

I knew it! Rush just admitted to feeling that he more or less deserves half the prize. Sour grapes on full display FRiends. ROTFLMAO.

[ChicagoConservative27]

Gibbs is such a twit.

[hattend]

I don’t think its possible

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Danforth: 'The Apotheosis Of Barack Obama' [Robert Costa]

Former U.S. ambassador to the United Nations Jack Danforth tells NRO that President Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize is “completely ridiculous.”

“What has he done?” asks Danforth, a former Republican U.S. senator from Missouri. “In eight months, if anything, what he has done is make himself popular with Europe, at least according the polls. It’s a joke.”

“He’s announced the closing of Guantanamo Bay,” says Danforth. “He’s announced that he’s getting rid of enhanced interrogation. He’s announced he’s getting out of Iraq. He’s clearly revisiting his prior commitment to Afghanistan. And, on various occasions, he’s gone around the world apologizing for the United States. That’s what the Europeans like to hear.”

“This is totally laughable,” says Danforth. Citing the Nobel committee’s high praise, Danforth says he worries about President Obama’s hubris. “My concern is that the president actually believes these things about himself,” he says. “This is part of the apotheosis of Barack Obama. The president is already pretty taken with himself. Now, he gets the Nobel Peace Prize. It’s just further encouragement.”

What should the president say when he goes to Oslo? “He sure doesn’t need my advice,” says Danforth. “He’s the orator of all orators. I’m sure it will be fabulous oratory, and yet another example of telling Europe what it wants to hear.”

[Sparko]

Not a chance. But looky here. Real working links:)

Breaking News (News/Activism)

• BREAKING!!! Obama makes it snow early in Chicago.. IOC reverses decision!
• More ...

[Eagle50AE]

>>> Could Gibbs be any dumber? <<<

no way, the worst presser EVER

FLASH !!!

Second Year of Controversy,
Last Year it was Farve, with the wrong jersey, Now,,

JOHN MADDEN BOOTED OUT , New issue to be titled

OBAMA NFL ‘10 2nd edition..