So True!
To: conservativegirl
2 posted on
02/17/2010 8:26:37 AM PST by
Blue Highway
("Judge me by the people with whom I surround myself" Barack Obama, Oct 15, 2008 Presidential debate)
To: conservativegirl
A very old joke with slightly changed names. I first saw this one as a young engineer at Comanche Peak back in the early 1980's. That version called the substance Moronium.
Still funny though. It's a timeless classic.
3 posted on
02/17/2010 8:26:42 AM PST by
nuke rocketeer
(File CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?)
To: conservativegirl
Except for Constitutionite. When exposed to Constitutionite Pelosium dissolves in to an unidentifiable mass of Goo.
To: conservativegirl
6 posted on
02/17/2010 8:27:49 AM PST by
Woebama
(Never, never, never quit)
To: conservativegirl
A combination of Pelosium and morons along with isodopes working together is actually what caused Global Warming.
7 posted on
02/17/2010 8:28:24 AM PST by
edcoil
(If I had 1 cent for every dollar the government saved, Bill Gates and I would be friends.)
To: conservativegirl
Isn’t it misspelled? S/B pelosisdum.
To: conservativegirl
IT IS THE MAIN ELEMENT FOUND IN THE MINERAL COPOLITE...............(look it up)............
9 posted on
02/17/2010 8:30:19 AM PST by
Red Badger
(Education makes people easy to lead, difficult to drive; easy to govern, but impossible to enslave.)
To: conservativegirl
COPROLITE...........Bad keyboard.............
10 posted on
02/17/2010 8:31:05 AM PST by
Red Badger
(Education makes people easy to lead, difficult to drive; easy to govern, but impossible to enslave.)
To: conservativegirl
Thanks. Pretty funny. I hadn’t previously seen this.
To: conservativegirl
12 posted on
02/17/2010 8:32:10 AM PST by
SkyDancer
(If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed)
To: conservativegirl
...but instead undergoes a biennial reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places In effect, an "atomic facelift".
14 posted on
02/17/2010 8:37:25 AM PST by
Eddie01
(All we every really knew was it was crazy to be doin' it any other way)
To: conservativegirl
That’s fine, but can you account for botox interactions with Pelosium?
Such interactions could speed the formation of a Bose-Einstein Condensate when temperatures approach absolute zero.
15 posted on
02/17/2010 8:37:58 AM PST by
bajabaja
(Too ugly to be scanned at the airports.)
To: conservativegirl
It evidently is equal or greater than the mass of a black
hole. Nothing bright emanates from it.
18 posted on
02/17/2010 8:45:09 AM PST by
CrazyIvan
(What's "My Struggle" in Kenyan?)
To: conservativegirl
20 posted on
02/17/2010 8:49:52 AM PST by
iceskater
(The "public option" in government run health care means no option at all.)
To: conservativegirl
22 posted on
02/17/2010 8:53:26 AM PST by
reagan_fanatic
(The liberals are asking us to give Obama more time. Is 25 to life enough?)
To: conservativegirl
there is also this strange stretched appearance on it’s surface
24 posted on
02/17/2010 8:54:09 AM PST by
NonValueAdded
("Roll back Pelosi" Rush Limbaugh, 2/12/10)
To: conservativegirl
And for those who don’t know, Pelosium is flanked on the Periodic Table by Delusium, Insantium, Arrogantium, Insipidium and Psychotium and is often mistaken for these other elements.
And it has just been announced that the same scientists who discovered Pelosium are on the verge of announcing another closely related element to be called “Unemployedium.” The announced is expected in November.
25 posted on
02/17/2010 8:55:20 AM PST by
Dick Bachert
(THE 2010 ELECTIONS ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT IN OUR LIFETIMES! BE THERE!!!)
To: conservativegirl
We know how heavy it is because Pelosium is what the fourth Vancouver Olympic cauldron column was made from. There is research that suggests Viagra could neutralize the weight of Pelosium, however. (Provided one could find Pelosium attractive at all.)
To: conservativegirl
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