Posted on 03/17/2010 5:34:37 PM PDT by myknowledge
Kentucky man Larry Long has been accused of putting his baby in the oven.
This grog-drinking, pot-smoking 'father' should have his baby taken from him!
At least he didn't turn the oven on and fry the baby to death.
He must have watched the “LSD” Dragnet episode
I don’t buy this.
I’ve heard of having a baby in the oven.
Ya, it’s an easy mistake to make when you’re smashed. Probably thought it was a crib...
“A dope-head can put a baby in the oven. That don’t make ‘em biscuits.” - Quanell X
Maybe he thought the oven was Molech. The god Molech was used to sacrifice babies by heating up the hands of the Molech statue to almost red hot and putting the baby in them. Post birth abortions were pretty popular back then.
At least it’s not as bad as that woman who microwaved her baby to death
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16169566/
Sensational headline notwithstanding, I’m sure the pot wasn’t the main reason this scumbag put the baby in the oven.
Hee hee hee! Very good.
NOW, if he got his hands on some laced nugs, yeah, maybe.
Otherwise, the effort in and of itself was too much for a stoner. ;-)
Looked like the booze was the problem to me.
Not buying it either. When I smoked pot, it was generally the dumbest thing I did.
Ummm, that’s a bun.
Baby is thrown out the window with the bathwater.
Get your abuse facts right.
Is this the Libertarian ping list?
Just checking :-0
Thank God he didn’t turn it on.
Something tells me there was something more than pot and booze.
One bakes in an oven and fries in a pan.
Do you often "fry" things in your oven?
Oh, no.
I am sure we will see someone post... I smoke pot every day and I have never put a baby in the oven so we should legalize pot....
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