Scarlett Johansson Sexy and Slick In Louisiana

globalgrind.com ^ | 6-2-10 | unknown

[boycott]

Scarlett Johansson is beautiful, sexy, super talented and she cares about our environment. The Iron Man 2 star and her husband Ryan Reynolds headed off with a team of officials to survey the devastation around Louisiana's coastline that is the result of the massive BP environmental disaster.

Scarlett and Ryan purchased a farmhouse in Louisiana joining a bunch of Hollywood's A-List as the latest residents of the Gulf state. No word on whether Baby, Master P and Lil Wayne sent over some Gumbo or Creme Brulee because that would be the nice to do.

[boycott]

Scarlett, I hate to tell you this but you're really sort of in the way. I haven't found where you have the experience or educational background to contribute to this crisis. In fact, I believe you're making the situation worse because your travels require drilling for even more oil.

Additionally, I believe you might try to get an early start on more of those catchy "Yes We Can"-type obama videos because he's going to need better ones next time around.

Scarlett, your president has been a colossal failure in dealing with this oil leak crisis. In fact, he's been an overall failure as president.

The people along the coast are really too devastated to have to be nice and put up with your sight-seeing. So please go burn the oil necessary to take your little entourage back to California.

Thanks.

[Vendome]

She’s hot anyway.

See my follow up for proof. LOL

[evets]

Yes, we can.

[Buckeye McFrog]

um...so, like....I was in that movie, you know....a few years ago, with John Travolta....he played this alcoholic reprobate and dyed his hair blonde....like, that was filmed in New Orleans, you know...so...ummm....like...I’m qualified

[MollyKuehl]

What’s with her fat legs??? Nothing sexy or sleek about them!!!

[Vendome]

 

[boycott]

She’s hot anyway.

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I know she’s hot but that doesn’t mean she has a clue.

[driftdiver]

“Yes, we can. ‘

Why cause everyone else has.

[Vendome]

 

 

 

 

 

[libh8er]

Where’s the Jolie-Pitt duo in all this ? Aren’t they New Orleans residents ? Maybe Brad’s already down there trying to plug the hole, who knows.

[driftdiver]

Its amazing what a good makeup artist and friendly photographer can do.

[al baby]

She looks real important with her binder

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Yes, she’s hot. But she’s also dumb as mud.

[LouAvul]

Nothing sexy or sleek about them!!!

No kidding. She's a very ordinary looking woman. Almost clunky.

[Textide]

What's with the ratty Palestinian scarf?

There are much hotter girls in that part of the country working at McDonalds. She's nothing special...

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

“Where’s the Jolie-Pitt duo in all this ?”

IIRC, they are no longer a duo.

[boycott]

She's young and fighting it now but I expect her to give oprah and michelle a good run for it one day.

[DTogo]

Ryan’s movies are a hoot.

[al baby]

talk about plug the damn hole

[Scythian]

She’s kind of frumpy looking if you ask me, her body from the belly button down is too manly ...