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Mark Morford: The rise of hugely insufferable women [Stunningly Spew-worthy]
The San Francisco Chronicle ^ | June 23, 2010 | Mark Morford

Posted on 06/23/2010 10:58:58 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet

Not all grown men are suave, sexy, progressive George Clooney/Viggo Mortensen/Colin Farrell lookalikes with sharp blue eyes, stubbly outgrowths and abs like World Cup forwards, all hearts of gold, full heads of hair and perfectly sculpted genitalia custom designed to satisfy a small harem, make birds sing and goddesses purr.

Not all adult men are strong and dependable, loyal and true, able to make you laugh, sigh, moan, buy you a drink, jump start your Mini in the rain, smell good all over, build a deck, parallel park a tractor-trailer, and feel sufficiently secure in their masculinity and humanity to champion gay rights and women's rights and pelican rights.

Conversely, not all men are of the other ilk either, the sweaty, overweight, woman-hating Republican homophobes in titanic SUVs, bad marriages and sad comb-overs, twitchy fearmongers who hate all foreigners and wear their baseball hats and grubby hoodies in fancy restaurants, men who spit on the sidewalk and blow their noses like open trumpets into the street, immature adulterers as eager for a war and a beatdown as they are for 20 minutes with a meth dealing gay hooker.

Did you already know all this about men? Does it seem forehead-slappingly obvious to suggest, despite all the clichés, lousy track records and Tiger Woods, that men come in such a huge array of shapes, styles and configurations?(continued)

(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Editorial; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2010; abortion; bugchaserorgiftgiver; carlyfiorina; dudewheresmypenis; feminazis; fudgepacker; gay; gaypedophile; hatespeech; heterophobia; heterophobic; lemmiwinks; liberalbigot; markmorford; maureendowdspenis; michelebachmann; morford; morfordite; nikkihaley; palin; pillowbiter; pooflinger; prolife; sarahpalin; turdburglar; waronsarah
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This is what drug abuse, homosexuality and liberalism looks like when combined in one individual.
1 posted on 06/23/2010 10:59:05 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

isn’t this the door knob slobberer?


2 posted on 06/23/2010 11:00:39 AM PDT by wardaddy (I am not in favor of practical endorsements in primaries, endorse the conservative please)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

“Most women I know — powerful, independent, wondrously self-defined creatures of talent and intellect, sex and love, insight and intuition — are fully helping co-create the new female empowerment.”

LOL!

Morford’s got Venus Envy!


3 posted on 06/23/2010 11:03:01 AM PDT by Salamander (Hey Jack the Ripper, won't you come on over.....hook me up to the power line of your love.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

hate speech pure and simple


4 posted on 06/23/2010 11:03:29 AM PDT by 1000 silverlings (everything that deceives, also enchants: Plato)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I thought the left was big on anti-stereotyping?????


5 posted on 06/23/2010 11:04:03 AM PDT by GraceG
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To: wardaddy

He makes Barney Frank look almost hetero.


6 posted on 06/23/2010 11:04:58 AM PDT by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

More proof that Morford is paid by the column inch.


7 posted on 06/23/2010 11:05:42 AM PDT by GSWarrior (Be wary of all politicians..... especially ones that you admire.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

The writer, being incapable of relating properly to both men and women, should be ignored due to his lack of competency on the subject matter.


8 posted on 06/23/2010 11:05:51 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Been awhile since Miss Morford has been around these parts.


9 posted on 06/23/2010 11:06:04 AM PDT by dfwgator
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"I thought the left was big on anti-stereotyping?????"

Depends on who's ox is being gored. They forbid you and I from saying something, but reserve the freedom to denigrate conservatives at will.

10 posted on 06/23/2010 11:07:16 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (Don't care if he was born in a manger on July 4th! A "Natural Born" citizen requires two US parents!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Is anything from any San Francisco paper worth reading? I guess so if you live there, have spiked hair and rings in you eyebrows,lips and other places I can’t mention here.


11 posted on 06/23/2010 11:07:58 AM PDT by fish hawk (Hussein Obama: Golf/Gulf, not very good at either.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I thought we agreed no more Morford on FR. What happened? The thing is one giant bundle of hate and self hate rolled into one. Does he have a photo with flies on his face?


12 posted on 06/23/2010 11:08:02 AM PDT by equalitybeforethelaw
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
It must be very comforting to be this sure that your bigotry is the superior, "enlightened" bigotry.
13 posted on 06/23/2010 11:08:35 AM PDT by TheClintons-STILLAnti-American
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Maureen Dowd with a penis.


14 posted on 06/23/2010 11:08:37 AM PDT by Psycho_Bunny (Hail To The Fail-In-Chief)
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To: GSWarrior

I miss the old days when Morford posts had more keywords than comments.


15 posted on 06/23/2010 11:08:49 AM PDT by thulldud (Is it "alter or abolish" time yet?)
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To: darkangel82

I was thinking of Dan Savage..another cakeboy.

http://www.chicagoreader.com/chicago/dan-savage-takes-a-licking/Content?oid=901420


16 posted on 06/23/2010 11:10:46 AM PDT by wardaddy (I am not in favor of practical endorsements in primaries, endorse the conservative please)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

What a vulgar pervert.

17 posted on 06/23/2010 11:11:06 AM PDT by Nonstatist
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

It’s obviously English, but (even for Markie) it makes absolutely no sense.


18 posted on 06/23/2010 11:11:40 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Salamander

“Morford’s got Venus Envy!”

Very clever... ;-)


19 posted on 06/23/2010 11:12:53 AM PDT by Jack Hammer
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
He just wants his own Todd Palin and can't stand(!) that he's married to that witch, Sarah!
20 posted on 06/23/2010 11:13:05 AM PDT by Clock King (Ellisworth Toohey was right: My head's gonna explode.)
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