Posted on 06/12/2011 7:54:31 AM PDT by Malone LaVeigh
An eccentric California salvage diver is fishing for proof that al Qaeda overlord Osama bin Laden is really dead.
Bill Warren, 59, has vowed to scour the north Arabian Sea to find the corpse and deliver photographic evidence that he was killed.
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I wonder how many days that will take...
Look for fat crabs...
A new reality show???
Look for a slick of pig grease.
I don’t think he’s thought his plan through . . . how will he prove he has Bin Laden’s body, even if he finds it?
No, a new blockbuster movie:
"The Hunt For Bin Laden"
The Hagfish and Seven gilled sharks.. have munched the Bin laden look alike. already.. Bin Laden was killed at Tora Bora in 2001.. Brilliant project actually..
Anybody that knows anything about it is also already dead no doubt..
as Vince Foster rolls in his grave..
Use a metal detector.
Think:
Investors
“Operating Expenses”
Per Diem
Talk Show Circuit
Book Deals
Movie Rights
Build a better Hype and the World will throw money your way!
Just look at Robert Ballard & the Titanic.
Shoot! A fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with that kind of money!
I like the way you think, as it is the conclusion I had come to also.
Is James Cameron involved yet?
He better not be funded with one cent of public grant money. I do not want a penny of taxes used for this farce.
LOL...Well Done!
Here’s a tip, scuba Joe,
When you see the circle of 72 disappointed still-virgin mermaids, then Binny is the guy in the middle furiously seeking instruction from the Mermaid Anatomy 1.0 texts before the rest of his brain leaks out.
There should be a trail of torn out Koran pages leading to this spot. When you find the last one, which simply reads “April Fools”, you are close.
He’s looking in the wrong place.
Sailor one: “Do we really have to give him a bath?
Sailor two: “Nah. We’re just dumping him in. He can wash up on shore.”
I wonder how deep the water is where he was dumped? Wouldn’t pressure flatten the body? Then too, bottom feeders would quickly eat flesh. Was he wrapped in a cover of some sort and weighted down? What sort of detector would he use to find a body down there anyway. It took how long to find the Titanic and look how big that was. Questions, questions, questions.
While your there see if you can locate the real birth certificate...it may be concealed in OBL’s blasted out eye socket.
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