Mash His Cute Little Nose
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Posted on 11/04/2011 7:57:14 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Only the Jim Crow and KKK party can call racism!
The Establishment Elites don’t think the debt and deficit are that big a deal because they’ve been skimming their whole miserable lives. The Elites don’t earn their wealth, they steal it.
This is the survey Rush talked about that he wants us to participate in:
Take THIS survey and rate these ideas yourself:
Failed Liberal Ideas
http://www.failedliberalideas.com/?gclid=CNHp5ITNnawCFUKo4AodFUPs3Q
He also said every answer is 5!
I did that survey and signed the petition. It’s from the Heritage Center.
Thank you, M. Done.
Easy. :)
Almost anything can be psychologically addictive.
Very true.
Backdoor Seminar caller alert!!!
I shall be cheering for Bama for one reason, it would be cool for the great state of Alabama to have 3 BCS championships in a row.
Is that the Jordan as in Jordan-Hare Stadium?
Yes, Mrs. Ralph “Shug” Jordan. Evelyn. She still lived in her home on Woodfield Drive. Wonderful, wonderful lady.
It's sold by www.bamastuff.com
OMG! Maybe I’ll get Mrs S to send them a draft Cease and Desist Order.
Go Tigers!
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