Posted on 11/14/2011 8:30:01 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Please pray for my uncle. He is in end stage liver disease and “crashed” this morning during breakfast at his assisted living facility. He is responsive now, but any and all prayers are welcomed and appreciated.
Along the same topic, but a side note; I wish everyone had to see the suffering he has endured thanks to his addictions before they ever took that first drug or start down that road to addiction. Addiction truly is a disease and it impacts so much more than just the person afflicted.
Prayers for sure!
Thank you so much! It is greatly appreciated.
Thank you. :)
So sorry to hear about your uncle. Prayers up for him and your family.
Thank you very much.
Excited to hear Rush’s take on Saturday’s debate since I didn’t get to watch it.
Prayers up for you and your family!
You didn’t miss anything, except a nice smackdown of Scott Pelley by Newt.
RuPaul’s jacket looked like it was trying to fly up off his shoulders.
So sorry you have to go through this.
Prayers.
Chris Plante did an entire segment on this reporter.
Bump and prayers for your uncle.
Rush talking about Memphis serving dinner to public school kiddies (they get breakfast and lunch also)
What you don’t know about Memphis city schools, they have given up their school charter and the County school system has been “forced” to accept the city schools, making the consolidated school system the largest in the nation.
This has been a logistical problem (being so large) and 6 suburban municipals are discussing starting individual municipal school districts.
Prayers for your uncle and your family. Sorry to hear of your troubles.
I hope Rush mentions that Ron Paul got 90 seconds of the debate. Not a Paulbot by any means, but once again, media ‘choosing’ the R candidate (oh Mitt...you are sooo dreamily moderate!!!)
the media does not choose the gop nominee - we do - we are the ones that buy into (and repeat) the ‘unelectable’ mantra
Gloria All-Red to have presser this afternoon. Ex boyfriend to confirm allegations.
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