Can't wait for Rush to weigh in on this!
Posted on 01/09/2012 8:32:12 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
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“All the things Republicans like about (Ron Paul), he can’t accomplish, and all the things we don’t like about him he’ll implement on day one.”
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Here mit der bumper, ya.
Hidy Ho Neighbor
Happy Monday.
Who uttered the RuPaul quote?
Good Morning, megaRushIsReadyToStartWithDenversWinOverPittsburghViaTimTebows316Rundittos from Biggirl!:)=^..^=
I’d expect a comment or two about the Broncos-Steelers upset.
Rick Santorum, in one of the debates. I watched Saturday night’s, however, missed Sunday morning’s debate, so I assume he said it on Sunday.
Love the Steelers, however, am a huge Tebow fan. I love that he won, especially because he still is continously disrespected by ESPN.
“All the things Republicans like about (Ron Paul), he can’t accomplish,”
At least he’d fight for them.
I’d rather a Pres. wiling to fight for trillions in cuts, elimination of Federal agencies, the abolishment of the IRS, privacy and private property rights..
than one willing to concede on everything day one.
No thanks Santorum.
As fellow lovers of proper grammar, I wanted to share the following discussion I had with a Paulbot over the weekend. I know you’ll appreciate it.
Carl Cord Israel is sacred cow status, above criticism, like the prez. Now what was it about shooting the messenger for opening his mouth? We need to find a escapegoat for burnt offerings.
58 minutes ago · Like
ME: What is a (sic) escapegoat?
27 minutes ago · Like
The Not So Silent Majority By Proliferocks.com ~
An escapegoat is one that got away just in time! LoL
6 minutes ago · Unlike · 1
Carl Cord People gotta read their bibles here, tasty Old Testament.
4 minutes ago · Like
Me: Carl - are you on some sort of medication? You start out stating that people gotta (sic) read their Bibles, yet refer to the Old Testament as “tasty”, which actually intimates eating, rather than reading. At any rate, neither half of your attempt at a sentence offers a definition for the above referenced escapegoat.
Watched the Thomas touchdown that with Tebow’s help, won it for Denver.
In.
I hardly think Santorum was insinuating he would concede; however, given Paul’s terrible record of getting things accomplished in the House, his fighting is somewhat meaningless.
Thanks for reenforcing why I’m not a twit nor read books about faces...
LOL - Unfortunately, I could have had that conversation out in public, just as easily as on Facebook. FBing the debate is easier for me than FReeping one, though, because it’s a little easier to get direct give and take.
I’ve read about 7 or 5 pieces this mornin from sports writers etc and Denver flat outcoached Pittsburgh period.
Ah, the (sometimes) entertaining futility of arguing with Paulbot.
I appreciate that we are all pretty much like minded around here so I don’t have to deal with arseholes.
And when I encounter one in public they usually keep their mouths shut unless I want to engage them.
Call me insulated, life it too short.
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