MY ENDORSEMENT FOR PRESIDENT (Chuck Norris Endorses Gingrich!!)

World Net Daily ^ | January 20, 2012 | Chuck Norris

[C19fan]

Our republic as America’s founders created it is under assault from extremists outside our country and anti-constitutionalists inside our country. Combined with the flailing American economy and global markets, Western civilization remains on the brink, as experts and all the GOP presidential candidates agree.

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For my wife, Gena, and I, we sincerely believe former Speaker Newt Gingrich is the answer to most of those questions and deserves our endorsement and vote.

[Vendome]

Kick Ass.

Now the only candidates that will be left living are the ones Chuck Norris allows.

[beandog]

Go ahead, cut off your nose to spite your face.

[publius321]

I hope Chuck comes here to Florida and campaigns with Newt like he did with Huckabee in 2008. Does Chuck have a home in Palm Beach? He should.

Newt also got a nice endorsement from Bill McCollum. He’s a highly regarded statesman here in FL.

[lonevoice]

For reasons I've never quite understood, having something to do with a video game (I think), Chuck Norris has some cachet with a certain, younger demographic. This is an endorsement that should be helpful. :-)

[reed13k]

Norris doesn’t bother stopping the flow of time - it just tiptoes around him

Chuck Norris can divide by Zero, and with this endorsement a solution is found.

Gravity doesn’t hold Norris to the earth - it holds the earth to Norris

Only Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door - in this case it will be after showing The Bamster out of the white house.

[Track9]

When you shoot yourself in the foot, make sure it’s not in your mouth.

[paterfamilias]

GO CHUCK!!!!!!

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris does not sleep.. He waits.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

[Zathras]

Chuck knows you can’t win this election by playing defense.
Glad I sent that donation to Newt today!

[IrishPennant]

....for several decaded to come.

With the purple lipped princess in the WH we may not have those several "decaded" of which you type.

[Salamander]

What’s Uncle Ted got to say?

[ebshumidors]

Honey Badger would endorse Newt if he gave a s#it!

[Track9]

That’s what I was wondering.

[ansel12]

I had the same thought, a Chuck Norris endorsement creates a lot of fun, positive buzz, and banter, and echoes around a lot.

It has more of an effect than many people would imagine for what it is on the surface.

[austinaero]

I didn’t realize the “message of conservatism” was more important than jobs and keeping our country out of the hands of dictator-like anti-American obama and clan. Wow.

[dsrtsage]

"There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’s beard. There is only another fist."

[ansel12]

Spare us from the Paul nonsense.

[Sybeck1]

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Check it out at 42 seconds!!

[Berlin_Freeper]

“When the going gets tough, the tough get Chuck Norris”.

[reed13k]

I would endorse Chuck Norris for Secretary of Defense but I don’t want to put all our other soldiers, sailors, airmen, and marines out of work.

[TitansAFC]

The vote will now be unanimous ping.....LOL