Posted on 02/02/2012 8:08:27 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I couldn’t give a spit.
Trump is a Chump.
Only in a brokered convention.
One could only hope.
Just heard, he will endorse romney.
really don’t care.
Rush gets the scoop!
Well I’ll be dammed!
Rasmussen Report’s poll findings were: http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/obama_administration/daily_presidential_tracking_poll
Head-to-Head:
Rick Santorum 44%
Barack Obama 46%
Head-to-Head:
Mitt Romney: 45%
Barack Obama: 46%
Head-to-Head:
Newt Gingrich: 41%
Barack Obama: 49%
That cheered me up a little bit. :)
Toilet Texting?
OMG!
I’m not much of a texter; so I can’t imagine toilet texting. lol. What is that important????
Ummm,,, Rome is burning Rush! Who gives a —— about toliet texting!!! Sheesh!
Holy crap!
Toilet texting acronyms:
OTT = On The Throne
OOP = Out Of Paper
WWIW = Wait While I Wipe
LOL.
LOL I had to read and reread your reply several times before getting it. Kind of like a lateral thinking question...
IISTPMPOOTJ
Is It Safe To Pull My Phone Out Of The John?
SNHTTL = Should Not Have Taken That Laxative
Texting while on the toilet, gives a whole new meaning to the term “CHIT CHAT”
Romney had more money....
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