Government Gridlock Leads To Toilet Paper Shortage In Trenton

CBS Philly ^ | Mar 13, 2012 | Robin Rieger

[Borax Queen]

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[Secret Agent Man]

Professional government sh1t-shovelers ought to know better than to be caught without toilet paper.

[Ezekiel]

Haha, what Trenton needs is a supply officer who can help them find those back alleys:

Starting at 16:00

[pepsionice]

This is kind of like the dust-bowl days...where folks had to pack up and leave an area because they just couldn’t make it. Without toilet paper at town-hall or schools...it’s a downward spiral.

I think the only thing we can do....is ask the President to make the toilet paper folks freely give away toilet paper to every American. It is our right....to have toilet paper. We ought to ask for a national mandate....to ensure everyone has a roll (or two). Even those folks at Georgetown University....will need a roll (or two).